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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
About ten o’clock, they arrive at their new residence, and find, to
their horror, that their predecessors have not begun to move. They
inquire the reason. The feminine head of the family informs them, with
tears in her eyes, that her husband, (Mr. Jonas Jenkins,) has been sick
in Washington for five weeks; that, in consequence of his affliction,
they have not been able to provide a new tenement; that she is quite
unwell, and that one of her children (she has six) is ill, also; that
she don’t know what is to become of them, &c., &c. Smith sets his
hat on the back of his head, gives a faint tug at his neck-tie and
confesses himself--quenched! His furniture looks more odious every
minute. He once felt much pride in it, but he feels none now: he feels
only disgust. The cartmen begin to growl out that they “can’t stand
here all day,” and request to be informed “where we shall drop the big
traps.” Hereupon, Smith ventures, with a ghastly attempt at a smile,
to inquire of Mrs. Jenkins why she didn’t tell him, when he called,
on Saturday, of her inability to procure a house? To which that lady
innocently replies that she didn’t wish to give him any “unnecessary
trouble!” which reply satisfies him as to Mrs. Jenkin’s claim to force
of intellect.
At this juncture, Smith falls into a profound reverie. He thinks
that, after all, Fourier is right--“that the Solidarity of the human
race is an entity;” that “nobody can be happy, until everybody is
happy.” He agrees with the great philosopher, that the “series
distributes the harmonies.” He realizes that “society is organized (or,
rather, disorganized) on a wrong basis;” that it is in an “amorphous
condition,” whereas it should be “crystalized.” With our celebrated
“down east” poet, Ethan Spike, Esq., he begins to think that,
“The etarnal bung is loose,”
and that, unless it be soon tightened, there is danger that
“All nater will be spilt.”
He comes to the conclusion, finally, that “something must be done,” and
that speedily, to “secure a home for every family.”
At this point, he is aroused by his tormenters, the cartmen, who
inform him that they are in a “Barkis” state of mind, (willin’) to
receive their twelve dollars. Smith pays the money, and turns to
examine the premises. He finds that Mrs. Jenkins has packed all her
things in the back basement and the second-floor sitting-room. Poor
thing! she has done her best, after all. She is in ill health; her
husband is sick, and away from home; and her children are not well.
God pity the unfortunate who live in cities, especially in the “moving
season.” But Smith is a kind-hearted man. With a few exceptions, the
Smiths are a kind-hearted race--and that’s probably the reason they are
so numerous.
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