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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Where was the pastor? Oh, he was there--a slight, fragile,
scholar-like looking man, with a fine intellectual face, exquisitely
refined tastes and sensibilities, and the meek spirit of “the Master.”
Had those slender shoulders no cross to bear? When chance sent some
fastidious worldling through that vestry door, did it cost him nothing
to watch the smile of contempt curl the stranger’s lip, as some
uneducated, but well-meaning layman, presented with stammering tongue,
in ungrammatical phrase, distorted, one-sided, bigoted views of great
truths which _his_ eloquent tongue might have made as clear as the
noon-day, and as cheering and welcome as heaven’s own blessed light, to
the yearning, dissatisfied spirit? Oh, is there _nothing_ in religion,
when it can so subdue the pride of intellect as to enable its professor
to disregard the stammering tongue, and sit meekly at the feet of the
ignorant disciple because he _is_ a disciple?
A BROADWAY SHOP REVERIE.
Forty dollars for a pocket-handkerchief! My dear woman! you need
a straight-jacket, even though you may be the fortunate owner of a
dropsical purse.
I won’t allude to the legitimate use of a pocket-handkerchief; I
won’t speak of the sad hearts _that_ “forty dollars,” in the hands of
some philanthropist, might lighten; I won’t speak of the “crows’ feet”
that will be penciled on your fair face, when your laundress carelessly
sticks the point of her remorseless smoothing iron through the flimsy
fabric, or the constant espionage you must keep over your treasure,
in omnibuses, or when promenading; but I _will_ ask you how many of
the lords of creation, for whose especial benefit you array yourself,
will know whether that cobweb rag fluttering in your hand cost forty
dollars, or forty cents?
Pout if you like, and toss your head, and say that you “don’t dress
to please the gentlemen.” I don’t hesitate to tell you (at this
distance from your finger nails) that is a downright----mistake! and
that the enormous sums most women expend for articles, the cost of
which few, save shop-keepers and butterfly feminines, know, is both
astounding and ridiculous.
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