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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Well; they have been “wanted” for some time; but the article is
not in the market, although there are plenty of spurious imitations.
Time was, when a lady could decline writing for a newspaper without
subjecting herself to paragraphic attacks from the editor, invading
the sanctity of her private life. Time was, when she could decline
writing without the editor’s revenging himself, by asserting falsely
that “he had often refused her offered contributions?” Time was, when
if an editor heard a vague rumor affecting a lady’s reputation, he
did not endorse it by republication, and then meanly screen himself
from responsibility by adding, “we presume, however, that this is only
an _on dit_!” Time was, when a lady could be a successful authoress,
without being obliged to give an account to the dear public of the
manner in which she appropriated the proceeds of her honest labors.
Time was, when whiskered braggadocios in railroad cars and steamboats
did not assert, (in blissful ignorance that they were looking the lady
authoress straight in the face!) that they were “on the most intimate
terms of friendship with her!” Time was, when _milk-and-water husbands
and relatives_ did not force a defamed woman to unsex herself in the
manner stated in the following paragraph:
“MAN SHOT BY A YOUNG WOMAN.--One day last week, a young lady of
good character, daughter of Col. ----, having been calumniated
by a young man, called upon him, armed with a revolver. The
slanderer could not, or did not deny his allegations; whereupon
she fired, inflicting a dangerous if not a fatal wound in his
throat.”
Yes; it is very true that there are “MEN wanted.” Wonder how many
1854 will furnish?
HOW TO CURE THE BLUES.
And so you have “the blues,” hey! Well, I pity you! No I don’t
either; there’s no need of it. If one friend proves a Judas, never
mind! plenty of warm, generous, nice hearts left for the winning. If
you are poor, and have to sell your free agency for a sixpence a week
to some penurious relative, or be everlastingly thankful for the gift
of an old garment that won’t hang together till you get it home! go to
work like ten thousand evil spirits, and make yourself _independent!_
and see with what a different pair of spectacles you’ll get looked at!
Nothing like it! You can have everything on earth you want, when you
don’t _need_ anything.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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