JAMES. For the sake of argument and dispatch, agreed! Went out to Cyprus or somewhere, didn't he, to build a bridge, or make a dock, or dig a well, or something of that kind? ROSAMUND [_nodding_]. Now, listen, I'll tell you all about it. [_Settles herself for a long narration._] Four years ago poor, dear Gerald was madly in love with me. He was twenty and I was twenty-four. Keep calm--I felt like his aunt. Don't forget I was awfully pretty in those days. Well, he was so tremendously in love that in order to keep him from destroying himself--of course, I knew he was going out to Cyprus--I sort of pretended to be sympathetic. I simply _had_ to; Irishmen are so passionate. And he was very nice. And I barely knew you then. Well, the time approached for him to leave for Cyprus, and two days before the ship sailed he sent me that very postcard that by pure chance you picked up. JAMES. He should have written a letter. ROSAMUND. Oh! I expect he couldn't wait. He was so impulsive. Well, on the night before he left England he came here and proposed to me. I remember I was awfully tired and queer. I had been giving a lecture in the afternoon on "How to Pickle Pork," and the practical demonstration had been rather smelly. However, the proposal braced me up. It was the first I had had--that year. Well, I was so sorry for him that I couldn't say "No" outright. It would have been too brutal. He might have killed himself on the spot, and spoilt this carpet, which, by the way, was new then. So I said, "Look here, Gerald--" JAMES. You called him "Gerald"? ROSAMUND. _Rather!_ "Look here, Gerald," I said; "you are going to Cyprus for four years. If your feeling towards me is what you think it is, come back to me at the end of those four years, and I will then give you an answer." Of course I felt absolutely sure that in the intervening period he would fall in and out of love half a dozen times at least. JAMES. Of course, half a dozen times at least; probably seven. What did he say in reply? ROSAMUND. He agreed with all the seriousness in the world. "On this day four years hence," he said, standing just there [_pointing_], "I will return for your answer. And in the meantime I will live only for you." That was what he said--his very words. JAMES. And a most touching speech, too! And then? ROSAMUND. We shook hands, and he tore himself away, stifling a sob. Don't forget, he was a boy. JAMES. Have the four years expired? ROSAMUND. What is the date of that postcard? Let me see it. [_Snatches it, and smiles at the handwriting pensively._] July 4th--four years ago. JAMES. Then it's over. He's not coming. To-day is July 5th. ROSAMUND. But yesterday was Sunday. He wouldn't come on Sunday. He was always very particular and nice. JAMES. Do you mean to imply that you think he will come to-day and demand from you an affirmative? A moment ago you gave me to understand that in your opinion he would have--er--other affairs to attend to.