First harvests : $b An episode in the life of Mrs. Levison Gower : A satire without a moralStimson, Frederic Jesup
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First harvests : $b An episode in the life of Mrs. Levison Gower : A satire without a moral
Stimson, Frederic Jesup
American fiction -- 19th century
And every man has had some little irritation on that unfortunate day;
poor Arthur, who expected so much from his little dinner! For Arthur
has been thinking now of Gracie, and there is some uneasy feeling on
his mind he does not seek to analyze. Though, indeed, it was by her
wish that they had never been engaged.
No small talk seems to be quite ready; and Birmingham goes on. “Of
course, it’s all very well for you fellows to talk,” says he, as if he
meant to be amicable, “and I’m sorry that I said what I did. But you
must all know well enough that it’s ridiculous for Americans to talk
of family. Why, the country was settled by the very scum and refuse of
Old England; and all your ancestors were either thieves, or slaves, or
prostitutes and domestic servants shipped out here by the carload----”
He stammers a moment; for John Haviland, eying him calmly, as one might
eye some servant seeking for a place, rises, folds his napkin with
great deliberation, and stalks out of the room. Gower follows him,
assuring the Englishman first, with great particularity, that “he is
a confounded blackguard and knows where he may find him.” With which
grandiloquent speech, a little out of date perhaps, the other five are
left to continue their instructive conversation. Arthur is a little
pale, but Charlie Townley, when they have fairly left the room, breaks
into a roar of laughter, and Tony Duval seems to think it all good fun;
his grandfather, a French barber, had married a Paris grisette, and
both had come to America to make their fortunes.
“That’s like ’em all,” says the bellicose Briton, “they court our
company, just like the snobs at home, and then are vexed if we don’t
treat them as our equals. And all the fuss about a Kitty Farnum! I mean
to take her back with me, but damme if I’ve yet decided to marry her
first!”
“You will oblige me first by taking your name off this club; or as I
put you down, I’ll save you the trouble by doing that myself. Perhaps I
had better pay your bill for you too, lest you should forget it, as you
did that hundred I lent you last year. And I will write to Mrs. Farnum
and the ladies to whom I have introduced you, and apologize to them for
the disgrace of bringing you,” says Arthur. “Waiter, you need give this
gentleman no more wine; he has had too much already.” Arthur speaks in
a loud tone, so that all the other men in the dining-room have heard;
and then he too stalks away. “Oh, dammit, no, don’t do that,” begins
Birmingham, in answer to the last of Arthur’s threats but one; but our
hero is already beyond his hearing.
Charlie is still laughing, but now he finds his breath again. “Never
mind, old fellow, you were drunk,” he says, consolingly. “It’ll be all
right, to-morrow.” Birmingham is red and puffing like a turkey-cock:
and at the same time struggling with some clumsy speeches of repentance.
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