First Love: A Novel. Vol. 2 of 3Loudon, Mrs. (Margracia)
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First Love: A Novel. Vol. 2 of 3
Loudon, Mrs. (Margracia)
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He now ascended the great stairs without further obstacle, admiring as he
went the magnificent carpets, which were spread beneath his feet on every
step; the rich candelabras, which were held aloft by statues of bronze
on every landing; and the splendid gold-laced liveries of the servants,
who, everywhere, pointed the way, (gold in any shape, was never lost on
Gotterimo). He passed through the cave, at a time when it was so much
crowded, that he was not observed by his friends, the sea-nymphs; nor
did he see them, so entirely was his attention absorbed, examining the
pearls that lay scattered beneath his feet, to ascertain if any of them
were real. Finding them however to be but imitation, he passed on through
the grove to the great room. Here his ears were at once assailed with
“Oystairs! Oystairs!” “Who’ll buy my primroses?” “Horrible and unnatural
murder!—most cruel murder!” “Ripe strawberries! Ripe strawberries!”
“Large apples! Large apples! Large apples!” And now a light wheelbarrow,
impelled forward with the speed of a velocipede, by as light a little
girl, ran up against him and almost upset itself, by driving over his
feet. Flower girls courtesied as they passed, offering for sale bunches
of roses. “You be var civil, my pretty dears,” said Gotterimo, “but I no
give no money for such foolish tings.”
A richly dressed group now came in view; and Gotterimo thought he might
have done “de great deal of business,” if it had not been for the
ungenerous interference of a noisy, obtrusive, gentleman’s hair-dresser,
while he offered for sale rouge, stays accommodated to the shape,
lip-salve _à la rose_, Sicilian bloom, whiskers, eyebrows, moustache, and
⸺’s invaluable solution for rendering red or grey hair a beautiful black,
displaying for the benefit of single gentlemen, a long list of the names
of rich widows and great heiresses, &c.
Soon after this, it was, that our party, having as we have described,
pressed their way through the surrounding crowd, first discovered, in
the object of general curiosity, their little friend Gotterimo. He was,
at the moment, as we have stated, making all his best bows to Lady
Morven and Mr. Graham, the splendour of whose appearance had filled his
bosom with hopes almost as dazzling as the constellation before which he
worshipped. Lord Arandale now joining the group, a grand denouement took
place. After much ado, the poor little intruder was got to comprehend,
in some degree, his situation; at least to know that all the mob which
surrounded him, consisted of ladies and gentlemen; though, why many of
them should choose to appear so little like such, might not, perhaps,
come quite within the scope of his comprehension.
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