The fellow bowed and promised, and hurried off. I put on my hat, and as
soon as he had disappeared, I followed him. A gentleman stood by the
elevator door, as though waiting for it to ascend. I passed him, and
began to descend the stairs. He immediately rang the bell three times.
Was that a signal, I wondered. I returned very quickly, but he still
stood there, and he did not seem to be aware of my existence. But he
rang the bell _once_. I again began to descend the stairs. Again the
bell rang three times. I came to the lower floor, and there another
gentleman was standing before the elevator door. I passed him and he
rang the bell twice. "How curious!" thought I, "my room is on the third
floor of the hotel. There the bell was thrice rung; but on the second
floor only twice, and most remarkable coincidence of all, the elevator
does not trouble to appear!" I had left the second floor--I returned to
it! The waiting gentleman rang once! I was satisfied. "Sir Charles
Venner," said I, "has put at least three detectives on my trail!"
I marched straight up to the elevator door and rang the bell
myself--one long continued ring. It appeared at once. "Ze third floor!"
I muttered to the attendant. "Ich haf forgotten zomding!" I gave the
man a shilling, and a moment later I was back in my room with the door
shut. I began to undress, and when the knock that I expected sounded, I
stood in my socks and underclothes alone.
"Come in," I cried.
A burly red face waiter entered. He wore a short black beard at the
sight of which I rejoiced. "Shut the door!" said I. He obeyed.
"Mein friendt!" said I, looking at him very keenly, "do you vish to
earn a sovereign?"
"Rather!" he cried.
"Then vill you go a message for me!"
"Yes, sir--"
"You see dose boots." I pointed to the pair I had removed.
"Yes, sir."
"Take off your own and put on dose. You are going to valk through some
mud, and as it rains I do not vish you to catch cold. They will fit
you!" I added, for he seemed to hesitate. He looked extremely
astonished, but he sat down and did my bidding. I smiled upon him very
genially. "If you do well, I shall double your reward!" I said. "What
is your name, my man!"
"Clint, sir."
"Very good, Clint. Now I vant you to leaf zis hotel without any von
knowing dat you go! I tell you vy ven you come back. Here, take zis
zovereign."
He took it, but he frowned. "I'd get into a row, sir, if it was known,"
he muttered doubtfully.
I gave him another sovereign. "Don't you vorry apout dot row," said I.
"I fix you wit your boss. I not vant you to do nozzing wrong, my boy,
hein?"
"No, sir, of course not!" He looked much happier.
"Zen put on zis waterproof of mine, so. Button it opp to ze chin. Ach,
Himmel, zat is goot! Now mein friend, zis cap, so! button ze flap under
ze chin! So, sehr goot, your mutter not know you now, hein!"
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