Fishpingle: A Romance of the CountrysideVachell, Horace Annesley
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Fishpingle: A Romance of the Countryside
Vachell, Horace Annesley
Country life -- England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction
At the end of the Lesson, during the singing of the canticle, she
noticed that the Squire was “ticking off” the congregation, making notes
of absentees. Woe betide them if no reasonable excuse were proffered! He
might well congratulate himself upon his people. The farmers and their
families were conspicuous. Behind them sat the labourers, bovine, ruddy,
with well-lined stomachs. The Pomfret servants filled two pews. Since
the exposition of eugenics in Fishpingle’s room, Alfred had deemed it
discreet not to sing out of the same hymn-book with Prudence. He sat
with the under-servants, but wisely apart from the stillroom maid.
Everybody looked smugly pious and respectable.
The sermon surpassed Margot’s expectation. Hamlin spoke extempore,
disdaining notes, talking to his flock simply, in words easily to be
understood by a child. His thin, capable hands rested upon an ancient
cushion of red brocade. This cushion was all that was left of the
three-decker pulpit removed when Hamlin first came to Nether-Applewhite.
Long ago, in the Squire’s boyhood, old Mr. Pomfret, in a moment of
excitement, had pushed the cushion from him. It fell upon the sexton’s
head. The sexton replaced it, interrupting the flow of the Parson’s
discourse. Whereupon the Parson hurled the cushion into the aisle,
saying loudly:
“Do you suppose, Abel Whitehorn, that I can’t preach without a cushion?”
Margot recalled this story, one of the Squire’s time-ripened anecdotes,
as her eyes rested upon the nervous hands upon the same cushion.
Hamlin’s hands betrayed his feelings.
His theme concerned itself with cleanliness. He took the text from
Zechariah: “Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and
I will clothe thee with change of raiment.”
Hamlin was at his best when he dealt with matters of common interest to
his parishioners. At his worst, like most parsons, when he expounded
dogma and doctrine. Margot perceived that the Squire was composing
himself to enjoy the sermon. Cleanliness was next to godliness in his
opinion.
Hamlin began with soap and water. Members of the congregation, too racy
of the soil, stirred uneasily in their seats. Those who were fresh from
the Saturday night tub smirked complacently. From bodies, the Parson
moved easily to houses, and thence to the soil, much to the interest and
gratification of Bonsor and the Squire. Then he paused. When he spoke
again, his tone had deepened. He leaned forward, sweeping the church
with his keen glance.
“_Are your minds clean?_”
He went on temperately, delicately, but unmistakably. The children
listened to every word.
“_The Divine Spirit cannot dwell in an unclean mind._”
And then the last injunction.
“_The clean mind must be kept clean._”
The congregation filed soberly out of church. Joyce marshalled the
children. Moxon joined her. The Squire and his party lingered near the
yew tree mentioned in Doomsday Book, exchanging greetings with all and
sundry. Margot said to Moxon:
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