Fishpingle: A Romance of the CountrysideVachell, Horace Annesley
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Fishpingle: A Romance of the Countryside
Vachell, Horace Annesley
Country life -- England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction
He replaced the diary and removed his spectacles. The Squire muttered
protest:
“As usual, Ben, you wander from the point, you shifty old fox. Why jaw
about cows? Now—what have you against Lady Margot?”
“Will she be happy here in this quiet back-water?”
“Tchah! My son’s wife—when I’m gone—will live where it’s her duty to
live—amongst her husband’s people.”
“Perhaps. Master Lionel takes after my lady. He’s incapable of
unkindness or selfishness.”
“Thank you, Ben. I’m allowing you great latitude. Go on! Take advantage
of it!”
“If Master Lionel married Lady Margot, he would try to make her happy.
He would live most of the year in London. He would share her life, and
that life is one of constant excitement and change. She has been happy
here for three weeks, because this is a change. Would she ever take my
lady’s place? Never!”
He spoke with fire. The Squire lay back in his chair, gently twiddling
his thumbs. In his opinion no woman could take his wife’s place, but
what of that? None the less, mention of Lady Pomfret smoothed out some
wrinkles. He smiled beatifically, lifted above himself.
“Who could? My lady is unique. Why make these foolish comparisons? As
for London——Well, well, I should like to see the boy in Parliament.
Let him march with these cursed democratic times, and strike a shrewd
blow for his order, a blow for the next generation.”
Fishpingle played his trump card.
“The next generation? Lady Margot has no love of children.”
“What d’ye mean? How dare you say that? How on earth do you know?”
“We have talked together.”
“About her children——!” He held up his hands.
“What are we coming to? I ask Heaven the question.”
“I can answer it, Sir Geoffrey. I know my place, and her ladyship knows
hers—none better. I did take the liberty of trying to interest her in
Nether-Applewhite children. And then she told me quite frankly that
children bored her. I remember her words—yes. ‘I can endure a clean
child for ten minutes. Babies in the mass make me think kindly of
Herod.’”
“Her ladyship, Ben, likes a joke with an edge to it. You wait till she
has babies of her own.”
“One might have to wait long for that. Lady Margot’s family is almost
extinct. A great-uncle died in a private asylum.”
“I see you’ve been nosin’ about. Just like you. All old families have
their skeletons.”
Fishpingle, carried out of himself for a moment, like the hapless
Alfred, forgot his place, as he muttered:
“Yes, yes, her ladyship is very thin.”
The Squire jumped up.
“Damn you, Ben, that is the last straw. I have sat here listening to
your mumbling with a patience and good temper wasted upon a very
thankless fellow. You know best what you owe me and mine.”
He paused. Fishpingle bowed superbly.
“I do, Sir Geoffrey.”
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