Fishpingle: A Romance of the CountrysideVachell, Horace Annesley
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Fishpingle: A Romance of the Countryside
Vachell, Horace Annesley
Country life -- England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction
We have observed that Lionel obeyed the letter of the Parson’s
injunction. It was not so easy to obey the spirit, unless he kept away
from the young lady altogether. When they did meet, he was consumed by
curiosity and excitement. He tried to read the virgin page, so
immaculate to his eye. And then, through Fishpingle—a confirmed gossip
about such affairs,—he learnt of poor Moxon’s rejection. Prudence
pumped the facts out of the bouncing parlourmaid at the Vicarage.
“He means to try again,” said Fishpingle.
“Does he? I wonder why she refused him.”
Fishpingle remained exasperatingly silent.
It is significant that Lionel did not pass on this bit of gossip either
to the Squire or his mother. When he next met Joyce, he decided that she
looked a thought pale. Did this lack of colour indicate vigils? Why on
earth couldn’t she confide in him? What would account adequately for her
silence? A nice regard for poor Moxon, or——! He blushed as he
confronted the more obvious hypothesis.
Under such circumstances, conversation, between an ingenuous pair, is
likely to become artificial and constrained. They met and parted acutely
ill at ease. The curare poison into which Cupid dips his darts paralyses
action and stimulates sensation. They began to suffer abominably. Of the
two, Lionel may have endured sharper pangs, because Joyce had her work,
whereas time hung heavily upon his hands. Neither, as yet, had squarely
faced the fact that they were in love.
Cupid laughed, as he fashioned more darts.
Meanwhile the Squire’s bankers had paid £500 into Lionel’s account at
Cox’s. The actual payment of the money, promptly despatched to settle
his debts, sent a fresh tidal wave of gratitude through Lionel’s mind.
And he felt mighty uncomfortable when the importunate Bonsor clamoured,
in his presence, for grants in aid of the Home Farm. On top of this came
disconcerting news. Three young men in Nether-Applewhite announced their
intention of emigrating. Upon many neighbouring estates depopulation was
causing anxiety to farmers and landowners. The Squire was very hot about
it, and sent his son with powers plenipotentiary to deal with the
deserters. Lionel knew them well. They played cricket and were sober,
respectable fellows, in the prescient eyes of the Squire potential
fathers of large families. To lose them would be a disaster.
Lionel interviewed the Mucklows upon the Sunday preceding Lady Margot’s
arrival.
He tried chaff first, and then serious remonstrance. The youngest of the
three, so Lionel remembered, had announced his wish of becoming a
gamekeeper, a calling for which he had special aptitudes. Lionel said to
him:
“I thought, George, you wanted to be a keeper?”
George, somewhat to the consternation of his elder brethren, replied
with a grin:
“Lard love ’ee, Master Lionel, it looks, seemin’ly, as if keepers an’
game-preservin’ won’t last another ten years. Where would I be then?”
“Rubbish!” exclaimed Lionel.
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