Fishpingle: A Romance of the CountrysideVachell, Horace Annesley
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Fishpingle: A Romance of the Countryside
Vachell, Horace Annesley
Country life -- England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction
He found that encyclopædia of rural knowledge in his room, still busy
with Pomfret accounts, spectacles on nose. Fishpingle greeted him
joyously. The rain had stopped, and the river would be in fine order.
Master Lionel, of course, wanted his rod, a split-cane affair built by a
famous maker, which the old man guarded jealously. But Lionel sat down
and refilled his pipe, which had gone out during his conversation with
Joyce. Being a “thruster,” like his father, he rode straight at the big
fence—
“Ought I to chuck the service?”
Fishpingle looked astounded. Lionel, without pausing, set forth his
difficulties. Unconsciously, he, too, quoted Moxon.
“Tell me, Fishpingle, do you think that science can triumph over our
thin soil?”
“What a question, Master Lionel!”
“You jolly well answer it, if you can.”
“This is a grazing county. Science is teaching us every day better
methods of getting more milk from our cows, and a finer quality of
butter and cheese. Sheep and pigs pay well where there is no wastage of
food.”
“Is there much wastage on our farms?”
He shot his questions at Fishpingle with a slight air of defiance. Would
this old chap take him seriously?
“There is too much wastage.”
“How can it be checked?”
“The labourers are very careless. One can’t watch them all the time. And
they love the old slipshod ways. What are you getting at, Master
Lionel?”
He replied impatiently, with a toss of his head.
“You. I’m a fool, and luckily I know it. The Squire laughs at my idea of
leaving the army. He likes to think that I’m treading in his steps. So I
am. But where do they lead—backwards or forwards?”
Fishpingle polished the lenses of his spectacles. He couldn’t quite see
this young man who enfiladed him right and left with questions which had
baffled the wisest in England for five and twenty years. This sprig from
a fine tree was shooting too fast for him. He evaded a direct reply.
“Evidently, Master Lionel, you’ve made up your mind not to go
backwards.”
“I have. But standing still won’t help much, and I don’t know how to get
‘forward.’”
“One lives and learns. It’s slow work. All over the country the land
system, generally, is the nation’s weak spot. I believe in the land. I
hate to see strong young men emigrating.”
Lionel laughed, but not too mirthfully.
“How did you get the truth out of those Mucklows? I did my little bit
with ’em. By George, it was little.”
Fishpingle disclaimed any credit.
“I know ’em, Master Lionel. I knew that Ezekiel Mucklow has been walking
out with Mr. Hamlin’s parlourmaid for five years. They just stand it so
long. Then they want cottages in a hurry. To deal with ’em you must know
’em—all the ins and outs of their queer minds. Half the young men from
Ocknell Manor have gone. That estate is a disgrace. And many others.
It’ll be in the market soon. And the Ocknells have been there for five
hundred years.”
“But you believe in the land.”
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