Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Juvenile fiction; Midshipmen -- Juvenile fiction
"Not it, sir. You don't believe it, I see, but it's all natur'. It's
a-using up of the good food as the croc don't want, and which would all
be wasted, for he ain't a clean-feeding sort of beast. He takes his
food in chops and chunks, and swallows it indecent-like all in lumps. A
croc ain't like a cow as sits down with her eyes half shut and chews and
chews away, sentimental-like, turning herself into a dairy and making a
good supply of beautiful milk such as we poor sailors never hardly gets
a taste on in our tea. A croc is as bad as a shark, a nasty sort of
feeder, and if I was you young gents I'd have a study when I got ashore
again, and look in some of your big books, and you'd find what I says is
all there."
"Did you find what you've been telling us all there?" said Poole.
"Nay, my lad; I heard best part of it from my officer that I used to go
with. Restless sort of chap he was--plenty of money, and he liked
spending it in what he called exhibitions--No, that aren't right--
expeditions--that's it; and he used to take me. What he wanted to find
was what he called the Nile Sauce; but he never found it, and we never
wanted it. My word, the annymiles as he used to shoot when we was
hungry, and that was always. My word, the fires I used to make, and the
way I used to cook! Why, I could have given the Camel fifty out of a
hundred and beat him. We didn't want any sauce. Did either of you
gents ever taste heland steak? No, I suppose not. Fresh cut, frizzled
brown, sprinkled with salt, made hotter with a dash of pepper, and then
talk about juice and gravy! Lovely! Wish we'd got some now. Why, in
some of our journeys up there in what you may call the land of nowhere
and nobody, we was weeks sometimes without seeing a soul, only
annymiles--ah, and miles and miles of them. I never see such droves and
never shall again. They tell me that no end of them has got shot.--
Beautiful creatures they were too! Such coats; and such long thin legs
and arms, and the way they'd go over the sandy ground was wonderful.
They never seemed to get tired. I've seen a drove of them go along like
a hurricane, and when they have pulled up short to stare at us, and
you'd think that they hadn't got a bit of breath left in their bodies,
they set-to larking, hip, snip, jumping over one another's backs like a
lot of school-boys at leap-frog, only ten times as high."
"Did you ever see any lions?" said Fitz, growing more serious as he
began to realise that there was very little fiction and a great deal of
fact in the sailor's yarn.
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