“By all means.—James Bruce was a Scotchman, of Stirlingshire, who,
between 1768 and 1772, traversed all Abyssinia, as far as Lake Tyana,
in search of the sources of the Nile. He afterward returned to England,
but did not publish an account of his journeys until 1790. His
statements were received with extreme incredulity, and such may be the
reception accorded to our own. The manners and customs of the
Abyssinians seemed so different from those of the English, that no one
would credit the description of them. Among other details, Bruce had
put forward the assertion that the tribes of Eastern Africa fed upon
raw flesh, and this set everybody against him. He might say so as much
as he pleased; there was no one likely to go and see! One day, in a
parlor at Edinburgh, a Scotch gentleman took up the subject in his
presence, as it had become the topic of daily pleasantry, and, in
reference to the eating of raw flesh, said that the thing was neither
possible nor true. Bruce made no reply, but went out and returned a few
minutes later with a raw steak, seasoned with pepper and salt, in the
African style.
“‘Sir,’ said he to the Scotchman, ‘in doubting my statements, you have
grossly affronted me; in believing the thing to be impossible, you have
been egregiously mistaken; and, in proof thereof, you will now eat this
beef-steak raw, or you will give me instant satisfaction!’ The
Scotchman had a wholesome dread of the brawny traveller, and _did_ eat
the steak, although not without a good many wry faces. Thereupon, with
the utmost coolness, James Bruce added: ‘Even admitting, sir, that the
thing were untrue, you will, at least, no longer maintain that it is
impossible.’”
“Well put in!” said Joe, “and if the Scotchman found it lie heavy on
his stomach, he got no more than he deserved. If, on our return to
England, they dare to doubt what we say about our travels—”
“Well, Joe, what would you do?”
“Why, I’ll make the doubters swallow the pieces of the balloon, without
either salt or pepper!”
All burst out laughing at Joe’s queer notions, and thus the day slipped
by in pleasant chat. With returning strength, hope had revived, and
with hope came the courage to do and to dare. The past was obliterated
in the presence of the future with providential rapidity.
Joe would have been willing to remain forever in this enchanting
asylum; it was the realm he had pictured in his dreams; he felt himself
at home; his master had to give him his exact location, and it was with
the gravest air imaginable that he wrote down on his tablets fifteen
degrees forty-three minutes east longitude, and eight degrees
thirty-two minutes north latitude.
Kennedy had but one regret, to wit, that he could not hunt in that
miniature forest, because, according to his ideas, there was a slight
deficiency of ferocious wild beasts in it.
“But, my dear Dick,” said the doctor, “haven’t you rather a short
memory? How about the lion and the lioness?”
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