Flower o' the Heather: A Story of the Killing TimesMacKenna, Robert William
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Flower o' the Heather: A Story of the Killing Times
MacKenna, Robert William
Adventure stories; Covenanters -- Scotland -- Fiction; Love stories; Scotland -- History -- 17th century -- Fiction
"No," he said, "there is only ae Hector the packman, and that’s me.
Ever since I took to the road I have aye carried a volume o’ Horace in
my pack. Mony a time I ha’e found comfort in his philosophy. I am only
a packman, but I ha’e ambitions. Can ye guess the greatest o’ them?"
"To own a shop in Dumfries," I said.
A look of distress crossed his face.
"Na, na," he said. "Something far better." He bent towards his open
pack and rummaged among its contents, and as he did so I observed--what
hitherto had escaped my notice--that he had a wooden leg. His right knee
was bent at an angle and his foot was doubled up behind his thigh, as
though his knee-joint had been fixed in that position by disease or
injury; and the bend of his knee was fixed in the bucket of a wooden
stump. "Here they are," he said, and he held up a bundle of small
paper-covered books tied together with a tape. "Here they are. Now can
ye no’ see the degradation it is for a man like me to hawk sic trash
aboot the country."
I took the bundle and, looking at the title-page of the uppermost book,
read _The Lovers’ Dream-Book, being a True and Reliable Interpretation
of Dreams by Joseph the Seer_. I looked at the second. It was _The
Farmer’s Almanac_, and the third was _The Wife of Wigtown_.
"They’re what we ca’ chap-books," he said. "I sell them at a penny the
piece, but they’re awfu’ rubbish. Now my ambition is to improve the
taste in letters o’ the country folk. For mony a year it has been my
hope and intention to lay mysel’ on and produce a _magnum opus_. Now
hoo dae ye think this would look on a title page?--’Selections from Odes
of Horace done into braid Scots by Hector the Packman,’ or ’The Wisdom
of Virgil on Bees and Bee-keeping by the same author.’ Man, I’m
thinkin’, for a work like that, I micht get a doctorate frae ane o’ the
Universities. Ay, I maun lay masel’ on when next winter comes." He
rummaged once more among the contents of his pack, and picked out a pot,
the mouth of which was covered with a piece of parchment. "You’ll ha’e
heard tell o’ my magical salve; an infallible cure for boils or blains
in man or beast--it cures as it draws: a soothing balm for burnt
fingers: and a cream that confers upon a lassie’s cheek the tender
saftness o’ the rose." He removed the parchment and exhibited the
ointment. With his forefinger he transferred a piece of the unguent to
the back of his left hand and rubbed it in. In a moment he held his hand
up to me--"Did ye ever see onything like that? Every particle o’ it is
gone. Think o’ the benefit that sic’ a salve maun confer upon the human
epiderm. I sent the King a pot last year up to London, but I’m thinkin’
it has miscarried, for I ha’e never heard frae him yet. Man, there’s a
widda woman in Locharbriggs: she’s maybe thirty-five, but to look at her
you would say she was a lassie o’ eighteen. What has done it? Hector’s
magical salve! Her complexion is by-ordinar. Nae doot she was bonnie
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