Another thing I must mention. You have already guessed that the
tale was not told at one sitting. Between the start and the point
where I broke off last night, we had lunched, taken a stroll
Piccadilly-wards, done some shopping, and chatted on the way about
various friends and what had happened to them in this while--Jack
questioning, of course, while I did almost all the talking. It was
in the emptying Park, as we sat and watched the carriages go by, that
he told me of Santa's burial and what followed it, so far as you have
heard. I broke off last time at the point where he broke off, stood
up, and said he would tell me the end of it all over dinner at the
Cafe Royal, where we had called, on the way, to reserve our old
table.
I saw afterwards why he had arranged it so: as you will see. But for
the present it only needs remembering that what follows was told in a
brilliant, rather noisy room--at an isolated table, but with a throng
of diners all around us.
I had ordered wild duck as part of the dinner: and when it came to be
served he looked hard at his plate, and, without lifting his eyes,
slid from casual talk into his narrative again:
[Foe's Narrative Concluded]
"Wild duck--? good! Yes, we used to have wild duck on the island.
. . . There were lagoons on the east side, fairly teeming with them,
and we fixed up a decoy. I don't pretend that we fixed up an orange
salad like this, with curacao: but in the beginning we practised with
limes, and later on I invented one of sliced bananas, with a sort of
spirit I brewed from the fruit. Also we found bait in the pools, not
so much unlike the whitebait we've been eating--I used to frizzle it
in palm oil. And once I achieved turtle soup. . . . He was the only
fellow that, in two years, we ever managed to collar and lay on his
back; and the soup, after all was no great success. But turtle's
eggs. . . . I can tell you all about turtle's eggs. That dog had a
nose for them like a pig's for truffles.
"Don't be afraid, Roddy. In this sophisticated den of high living
and moderate thinking I'm not going to give you the Swiss Family
Robinson; though I could double no trumps and risk it on the author
of that yarn--whoever he may have been--if he had only dealt from a
single pack, which he didn't. Farrell and I didn't build a house in
a tree, because we didn't need to; and we didn't ride on emus,
because we didn't want to, and moreover there weren't any. But we
did pretty well there for two years, Roddy: and could say as
Gonzalo--was it Gonzalo?--said of another island, that here was
everything advantageous to life. And we found the means to live,
too.
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