"'Me either,' Farrell agreed heartily. 'I'm here for fresh air
and exercise. Don't mind confessing to you I've no great fancy
for this place. Man told me at dayjooney this morning he'd just
come in from sitting under the palms before the Casino entrance.
. . . All of a sudden a young fellow walked out and shot
himself there, point-blank. Man who told me doesn't take any
interest in play--over from Mentone for the day, just to see
things.--Well, this young fellow, as I say, shot himself--put
revolver to his forehead--there on the steps. And by George,
sir, he was mopped up and into a sack within twenty seconds!
One porter ready with sack, another to help, third with sponge
to mop steps--stage clear almost before you could rub your eyes.
. . . I just tell it to you as it was told to me, and by a man
pretty far gone in consumption, so that you'd say he'd be
cautious about lying.'
"I lit another cigar. 'With so priceless a fool as this,' I said
to myself, 'you must not be in a hurry, John Foe.' Aloud I
said, 'I've no passion either, for this place. I wanted to see
it, and I've seen it. I'll knock in at your room at eight
o'clock, if that will suit you, and we'll discuss plans. For my
part, I had a mind to go back to Cannes and start for a ramble
among the Esterel.'"
"To be brief, we struck the bargain and--incredible as you may
find it--have been running in double harness ever since. . . .
I couldn't have believed it myself, in prediction: but here it
is--_and until a few hours ago Farrell never guessed_.
"No: that is wrong. He never guessed at all. I told him.
"It came to me, after the first week, as habitually as daily
bread. We put in a couple of days at Mentone, another couple at
Nice; then for a fortnight we made Cannes our centre, with a trip
up to Grasse and several long tramps among the mountains.
After that came St. Tropez, Costebello, Toulon, Marseilles,
Montpellier--with excursions to Aigues-Mortes, the Pont du Gard
and the rest of it. From Montpellier we turned right about on
our tracks; took Cannes again, Antibes; drove along the whole
Corniche in a two-horse barouche. There was a sort of compact
that we'd do the whole Riviera--French and Italian--as thoroughly
as tourists can do it; and we did--from Montpellier to
Bordighera, from Bordighera to Genoa. And he never guessed.
"I had two bad moments; by which I mean moments of unscientific
impatience, sudden unworthy impulses to kill him and get rid of
the job. Unscientific, unworthy--unsportsmanlike--to kill your
priceless fish before he has even felt the hook!
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