African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Southern States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Much had been heard of Miss Callena before she had been selected as the
guiding genius of the new venture. She had even visited Fox Run, which
prided itself greatly on the event. Flattering rumours were afloat in
regard to her beauty and brilliancy. She was from Lexington. What further
recommendation as to her personal charms did she need? She was to come in
on Saturday evening, and as the railroad had not deigned to come nearer
to Miltonville than Fox Run station,—another thorn in the side of the
Miltonvillians,—Mr. Dunkin, as the important official in the affair, was
delegated to go and bring the fair one into her kingdom.
Now, Mr. Dunkin was a man of deliberation. He prided himself upon that.
He did nothing in a hurry. Nothing came from him without due forethought.
So, in this case, before going for Miss Callena, he visited Mr. Alonzo
Taft. Who was Mr. Taft? Of course you have never been to Miltonville or
you would never have asked that question. Mr. Alonzo Taft was valet to
Major Richardson, who lived in the great house on the hill overlooking
the town. He not only held this distinguished position in that
aristocratic household, but he was the black beau ideal and social mentor
for all the town.
Him, then, did Mr. Dunkin seek, and delivered himself as follows: “Mistah
Tat’, you reco’nise de dooty dat is laid upon me by bein’ a membah of
de school-boa’d. I has got to go to de depot aftah Miss Callena Johnson
to-morrow aftahnoon. Now, Mistah Taf’, I is a delibut man myse’f. I is
mighty keerful what I does an’ how I does it. As you know, I ain’t no
man fu’ society, an’ conserkently I is not convusant wid some of de
manipulations of comp’ny. So I t’ought I’d come an’ ax yo’ advice about
sev’al t’ings,—what to waih, an’ which side o’ de wagon to have Miss
Callena on, an’ how to he’p huh in, an’ so fofe.”
“Why, of co’se, Mr. Dunkin,” said the elegant Alonzo, “I shell be happy
to administah any instructions to you dat lies within my powah.”
Mr. Taft was a perfect second edition of Major Richardson bound in black
hide.
“But,” he went on in a tone of dignified banter, “we shell have to keep
a eye on you prosp’ous bachelors. You may be castin’ sheep-eyes at Miss
Callena.”
“Dat ’u’d be mo’ nachul an’ fittener in a young man lak you,” said Mr.
Dunkin, deliberately.
“Oh, I has been located in my affections too long to lif’ anchor now.”
“You don’ say,” said the “prosp’ous bachelor,” casting a quick glance at
the speaker.
“Yes, indeed, suh.”
So they chatted on, and in the course of time the deliberate Dunkin got
such information as he wished, and departed in the happy consciousness
that on the morrow he should do the proper and only the proper thing.
After he was gone, Alonzo Taft rubbed his chin and mused: “I wonder what
ol’ man Dunkin’s got in his head. Dey say he’s too slow an’ thinks too
long evah to git married. But you watch dem thinkin’ people when dey do
make up deir minds.”
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