“You see they have to make sure he’s coming before they ask anybody else,” George explained. “Rippin’ spread: veal pie.” “I suppose you think that funny,” I broke in; whereupon George, seeing I was inclined to be cross, kept it up. “Royal spree: von’t you partake? Refined soirée: veather permittin’. That’s it, da, right enough; you can leave the card by.” But Uncle George continued to regard it searchingly, glancing at me every now and again over his spectacles. Nothing was done that night, and in the morning, before school, I approached Miss Izzy on the subject; though when I saw her examine the card almost as carefully as the others had done, my faith in her sank. “You’ll have to answer on a card,” said Miss Izzy, loftily, having at any rate settled the first point, and waving aside the sheet of note paper I held in my hand. “I haven’t got one.” “There’s a box of them in the shop somewhere. They’ve been there since the dear knows when. Nobody ever asks for cards.” She hunted about in a drawer under the counter, and at length succeeded in finding the box. Without breaking the pink paper band that held the cards together she carefully extracted one from the bundle. I took it and dipped my pen in the ink and waited. “Just answer it in the usual way,” said Miss Izzy, offhandedly, with the air of one who dashes off at least half a dozen such communications every day. “I don’t know the usual way,” I confessed. Miss Izzy aggravatingly paused to shake out a paper lamp-shade. Then she attended to a little boy who came in to buy a “Deadwood Dick” tale. “Tell me what to say,” I begged, humbly. “Mr. Peter Waring,” dictated Miss Izzy, with much dignity; and I wrote “Mr. Peter Waring,” in terror all the time of making a blot. Miss Izzy glanced over my shoulder. “You’ve begun too high up,” she said, reassuringly. Then, as I made a movement to tear the card, “Oh, it’ll do.” “Mr. Peter Waring begs to thank Miss L. Gill and Master E. Gill for their very kind invitation.” The shop-bell had rung again. It was the little boy back to change his story for another he had discovered in the window, and which it took Miss Izzy hours to extract. “Corduroy Charlie,” she murmured, as she handed it across the counter. It was the title of the work. “Yes?” I said, trying not to appear impatient. Miss Izzy came back to my affairs. “Oh! what have you got?” “Mr. Peter Waring begs to thank Miss L. Gill and Master E. Gill for their very kind invitation――――” “Invitation.... And will be very pleased to accept same for the date mentioned.” “Yes?” “That’s all. Don’t be signing your name, stupid!” I hastily checked myself. “What do those letters in the corner mean?” I asked timidly. “I suppose I oughtn’t to put them on mine?” “Of course not. They’re French, and mean they want an answer.”