That was where Windy dropped the niblick and jumped at him, and Cupid
was correct about the coyote. Put him in a hole where he can't get out,
attack him hard enough, and he _will_ fight.
Adolphus dropped the book and nailed Windy on the chin with a right
upper cut that jarred the whole Wilkins family.
"Keep out of it, everybody!" yelled Cupid with a sudden flash of
inspiration. "It's an elimination contest! More power to both of
'em--and may they both lose!"
Inside of two seconds the whole floor of the Devil's Kitchen was
littered up with fists and elbows and boots and knees. They fought into
clinches and battered their way out of them; they tripped over roots and
scrambled to their feet again; they tossed all rules to the winds except
the rule of self-preservation. The air was full of heartfelt grunts and
sounds as of some one beating a rag carpet, and the language which
floated to us was--well, elemental, to say the least. And through it all
the gallery looked down in decent silence; there was no favourite for
whom any one cared to cheer.
When Windy came toiling up out of the pit alone, but one remark was
addressed to him.
"Aren't you going to play it out?" asked Cupid.
"Huh?" said Windy, pausing. His coat was torn off his back, his soiled
white trousers were out at the knees, his nose was bleeding freely, and
his mouth was lopsided.
"Aren't you going to finish the match? You've only played 46. Kitts made
a mistake in the count."
"Finish--hell!" snarled Windy. "You roosted up here like a lot of
buzzards and let me chop myself out of the contest! I feel like
finishin' the lot of you, and I'm through with any club that'll let a
swine like Kitts be a member!"
Oddly enough, this last statement was substantially the same as the one
Adolphus made when he recovered consciousness.
The wily Cupid, concealing from each the intentions of the other, and
becoming a bearer of pens, ink, and paper, managed to secure both their
resignations before they left the clubhouse that evening, and peace now
reigns at the Country Club.
We have been given to understand that in the future the committee on
membership will require gilt-edged certificates of character and that no
rough diamonds need apply.
Nobody won the handicap cup, and nobody knows what to do with it, though
there is some talk of having it engraved as follows:
"Elimination Trophy--won by W. W. Wilkins, knockout, one round."
Other Fiction
ZANE GREY'S NOVELS
_THE MAN OF THE FOREST_
_THE DESERT OF WHEAT_
_THE U. P. TRAIL_
_WILDFIRE_
_THE BORDER LEGION_
_THE RAINBOW TRAIL_
_THE HERITAGE OF THE DESERT_
_RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE_
_THE LIGHT OF WESTERN STARS_
_THE LAST OF THE PLAINSMEN_
_THE LONE STAR RANGER_
_DESERT GOLD_
_BETTY ZANE_
_LAST OF THE GREAT SCOUTS_
The life story of "Buffalo Bill" by his sister Helen Cody
Wetmore, with Foreword and conclusion by Zane Grey
_ZANE GREY'S BOOKS FOR BOYS_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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