"I couldn't have been half so tickled if I'd won it myself!" said he.
"You see, you never won a cup before. I won one once--runner-up in the
fifth flight over at San Gabriel. Nice cup, silver and all that, but
you've got to have a magnifying glass to _see_ it. Now this Hemmingway
Cup, Henry, is a regular old he cup. You can't put it where your
visitors won't find it. You can be proud of it, old son, and we're proud
of you."
"Same here," said Peter Miller, and his face twisted into something
remotely resembling a smile. "Did my heart good to see the old boy
laying those tee shots out in the middle every time. We're all proud of
you, Henry."
"Proud!" exclaimed Sam Totten. "I'm so proud I'm all out of shape!"
Peacock didn't have much to say. He sat there smiling his tight little
smile and looking at the silver cup. I believe that even then the idea
of desertion had entered into his little two-by-four soul. There was a
thoughtful look in his eyes, and he didn't respond to Totten's hilarity
with any great degree of enthusiasm.
"What was it the admiral said at Santiago?" asked Sam. "'There's glory
enough for us all!' Wasn't that it?"
"Mph!" grunted Waddles. "Since you're getting into famous remarks of
history, what was it the governor of North Carolina----"
"I think I'll take my bath now," interrupted Henry Peacock, rising.
"You will not!" cried Sam Totten. "I'm going to buy. Jumbo here is going
to buy. Pete is going to buy. Where do you get that bath stuff? We don't
win a cup every day, Henry. Sit down!"
An hour later Waddles emerged from the shower room, looking very much
like an overgrown cupid in his abbreviated underwear. Henry Peacock had
been waiting for him. The Hemmingway Cup, in its green felt bag, dangled
from his wrist. My locker is directly across the alley from Waddles',
and I overheard the entire conversation.
"I--I just wanted to say," began Henry, "that any cut you might want to
make in my handicap will be all right with me."
Waddles growled. He has never yet found it necessary to consult a victim
before operating on his handicap. There was a silence and then Henry
tried again.
"I really think my handicap ought to be cut," said he.
"Oh, it'll be _cut_ all right!" said Waddles cheerfully. "Don't you
worry about that. Any old stiff who brings in a net of sixty-four has a
cut coming to him. Leave it to me!"
"Well," said Henry, "I just wanted you to know how I felt about it. I--I
want to be quite frank with you. Of course, I probably won't shoot an
eighty-two every time out"--here Waddles gasped and plumped down on the
bench outside his locker--"but when a man brings in a net score that is
twelve strokes under the par of the course I think some notice should be
taken of it."
"Oh, you do, do you? Listen, Henry! Since we're going to be frank with
each other, what do you think your new handicap ought to be?" Waddles
was stringing him of course, but Henry didn't realise it.
"I think ten would be about right," said he calmly.
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