Did he! Would a starving newsboy go to a turkey dinner? Henry fell all
over himself in his eagerness to accept that invitation. Any time would
suit him--just let him get a sandwich and a glass of milk and he would
be at our service. As for the making of the match, the pairing of the
players, he would leave that to the Bish. He, Henry, was a
twelve-handicap man; and he might shoot to it, and again he might not.
Yes, anything would suit him--and he scuttled away toward the
dining-room.
I took the Bish into a corner and spoke harshly to him. He listened
without so much as a twitch of his long solemn upper lip.
"All done?" said he when I had finished. "Very well! Listen to me. I
took him in with us because this is Totten Day."
"What's that got to do with it?"
"Everything. As a Class-B man he's eligible to play for those cups. If
he tears up his card or picks up his ball he'll disqualify himself. I
want to make sure that he plays every hole out, sinks all his putts and
has his card turned in."
"But you don't want that old stiff to win a cup, do you?"
"I do," said the Bish. "Not only that, but I'm going to help him win it.
That old boy hasn't been treated right. 'Man's inhumanity to man' is a
frightful thing if carried to extremes. And anyway, what are you kicking
about? You don't have to play with him. I'll take him as my partner, and
you can have Dale."
When our foursome appeared on the first tee there was quite a ripple of
subdued excitement. The news that Henry Peacock had finally broken into
Class-A company was sufficient to empty the lounging room. Totten,
Miller and Woodson were present, but not in their golfing clothes. Sam
was acting as field marshal, assisted by Jumbo and Pete. It was Woodson
who came forward and patted Henry on the back.
"Show 'em what you can do, old boy!" said he. "Go out and get another
eighty-two!"
"I'll bring him home in front," said the Bish. "Of course"--here he
addressed Henry--"you won't mind my giving you a pointer or two as we go
along. We've got a tough match here and we want to win it if we can."
"I'll be only too happy," chirped Henry, all in a flutter. "I need
pointers. Anything you can tell me will be appreciated."
"That's the way to talk!" said the Bish, slapping him on the back and
almost knocking him down. "The only golfer who'll never amount to
anything is the one who can't be told when he makes a mistake!"
Well, away we went, Dale and I driving first. Then the Bish sent one of
his justly celebrated tee shots screaming up the course and made room
for Henry. Whether it was the keen competition or the evident interest
shown by the spectators or the fact that the Bish insisted that Henry
change his stance I cannot say, but the old man nearly missed the ball
entirely, topping it into the bunker.
"Don't let a little thing like that worry you," said the Bish, taking
Henry's arm. "I'll tell you how to play the next shot."
Arriving at the bunker Henry armed himself with his niblick.
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