I suggested that he ask the Bish that question; but we got nothing out
of that remarkable man but a cool, impersonal stare; and for the first
time since I have known him the Bish kept a careful record of the
scores. As a general thing he carries the figures in his head--and when
you find a man who does that you have found a golfer. Henry's score
would have been a great memory test. It ran to eights, nines and double
figures, and on the long hole, when he topped his drive into the bottom
of the ravine and played seven strokes in a tangle of sycamore roots he
amassed the astonishing total of fifteen. From time to time he bleated
plaintively, but the Bish, sticking closer than a brother, advised him
to put all thought of his score out of his head and concentrate on his
shots. Henry might have been able to do this if he had been left alone,
but with a human phonograph at his elbow he had no chance to concentrate
on anything. He finished in a blaze of glory, taking nine on the last
hole, and the Bish slapped him violently between the shoulder blades.
"You'll be all right, Peacock, if you just remember what I've told you.
The fundamentals of your game are sound enough, but you've a tendency
to underclub yourself. You must curb that. Never be afraid of getting
too much distance."
"I--I'm awfully obliged to you," said Henry. "I'm obliged to all you
gentlemen. I hope to have the pleasure of playing with you again
soon--er--quite soon. I'm here nearly every afternoon. And anything you
can tell me----"
Henry continued to babble and the Bish drew me aside.
"Hold him in the lounging room for a while. Don't let him get away. Talk
to him about his game--anything. Buy him soft drinks, but keep him
there!"
Immediately thereafter the Bish excused himself, and I heard him
demanding to know where he might come by a shingle nail.
* * * * *
The Totten Day cups were presented in the lounging room with the usual
ceremonies. Sam made the speeches and Jumbo acted as sergeant-at-arms,
escorting the winners to the table at the end of the room. By selecting
an obscure corner I had been able to detain Henry for a time, but when
the jollification began he showed signs of nervousness. He spoke of
needing a shower and was twice on the point of departure when my good
fairy prompted me to mention the winning of the Hemmingway Cup.
Immediately he launched into an elaborate description of that famous
victory, stroke by stroke, with distances, direction and choice of
clubs set forth in proper order. He was somewhere on the seventh hole
when Totten made his last speech.
"So I thought it all over, and I decided it was too far for the mashie
and not quite far enough for the----"
There was a loud, booming noise at the other end of the room. Over the
sea of heads I caught sight of the Bish mounting a table. He had a large
green felt bag under his arm.
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