American fiction -- 19th century; Dime novels; Popular literature
“DEAR EVERARD:—What _do_ you suppose has happened? Why, I laughed
until I nearly split my sides, and I almost scream every time I think
of the funny letter I got from Rosamond Hastings, the little girl who
lives with you, and who actually thinks I am a _man_, a bad, good for
nothing, gambling, swearing _man_, who leads you into all sorts of
scrapes, and to whom you owe money. It seems she gathered this when
you were crazy, and took it upon herself to write to _Mr. Joe
Fleming_;—that’s what she called me,—and lecture him soundly on his
badness. You ought to hear her once; but I’ll keep the letter and show
you. She wished me to give up the debt, which she took for granted was
a gambling one, but said if I would not I must write to _her_ and not
trouble you. Now, I suppose it would have been generous and nice in me
to say I did not care for the money, but you see I did; I must have it
to pay my bills; and so I wrote to her and said _you_ would tell her
my claim was a just one, if she asked you about it. In due time she
sent me seventy-five dollars, though how she raised it I am sure I
cannot guess, unless she coaxed it from your father, and I hardly
think she did that, as she seemed in great fear lest he should know
that you owed _Joe Fleming_! She is a good business woman,—for,
accompanying the money was a receipt, correctly drawn up, and
declaring you discharged in full from all indebtedness to me. I wonder
what the child would have done if I had not returned it, and just for
the mischief of it I thought once I wouldn’t, for a while at least,
and see what she would do. But Agnes made such a fuss that I thought
better of it, and shall send the receipt in the same mail which takes
this to you. By the way, you’ve no idea how much Agnes has you and
your interests at heart. I believe, upon my word, she thinks you did a
dreadful thing to marry me as you did, and she says her prayers in
your behalf, to my certain knowledge, three or four times a day.
Verily, it ought to make your calling and election sure.
“Dr. Matthewson was in town yesterday, and inquired particularly for
you. I told him of your mother’s death, and that I had written to
Clarence as he bade me do, and made inquiries about him, and had not
received a very good report of his character as a clergyman. He took
it good-humoredly, and said that the Gospel didn’t agree with him very
well. I like the doctor immensely, he is so amusing and friendly. I
hope you will not care because I told him of Rosamond’s mistake, and
showed him her letter. How he did roar! Why, he actually laid down on
the grass, and rolled and kicked, and would not believe me till I
showed him the letter. He left town this morning, saying he should be
here again in the fall, and would like to board with mother.
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