She spread the newspaper on her knee, and then peeled the orange very
slowly and with great care. The silence was maintained--no one spoke.
Then suddenly the Signor darted forward: “Oh, Mrs. Lazarus I must
introduce you to Madame's new guest, Mr. Westcott.”
“How do you do?” the old lady chirruped. “Oh! but my fingers are all
over orange--never mind, we'll smile at one another. I hope you'll like
the place, I'm sure. I always have an orange before dinner. They've got
used to me, you know. We've all got our little habits.”
Peter did not know what to say, and was wondering whether he ought to
relieve the old lady of her orange peel (at which she was gazing rather
helplessly), when a bell rang and Florence appeared at the door.
“Dinner!” she said, laconically.
A procession was formed, Mrs. Monogue, with her shawls sweeping behind
her, sailed in front, and Peter brought up the rear. Mrs. Lazarus put
the orange peel into the newspaper and placed it all carefully in her
pocket.
Mrs. Brockett was sitting, more like a soldier than ever, at the head of
the table. Mutton was in front of her, and there seemed to be nothing on
the table cloth but cruets and three dusty and melancholic palms. Peter
found that he was sitting between Mrs. Lazarus and Miss Dall, and that
he was not expected to talk. It was apparent indeed that the regularity
with which every one met every one at this hour of the day, during
months and months of the year negatived any polite necessity of
cordiality or genial spirits. When any one spoke it was crossly and in
considerable irritation, and although the food was consumed with great
eagerness on everybody's part, the faces of the company were obviously
anxious to express the fact that the food was worse than ever, and they
wouldn't stand it another minute. They all did stand it, however, and
Peter thought that they were all, secretly, rather happy and contented.
During most of the meal no one spoke to him, and as he was very hungry
this did not matter. Opposite him, all down the side of the room, were
dusty grey pillars, and between these pillars heavy dark green
curtains were hanging. This had the effect of muffling and crushing
the conversation and quite forbidding anybody to be cheerful in any
circumstances. Mrs. Lazarus indeed chirruped along comfortably and
happily for the most part to herself--as, for instance, “I am orangy,
but then I was late and couldn't finish it. Dear me, it's mutton again.
I really must tell Madame about it and there's nothing so nice as beef
and Yorkshire pudding, is there? Dear me, would you mind, young man,
just asking Dear Miss Dall to pass the salt spoon. She's left that
behind. I _have_ the salt-cellar, thank you.”
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