Adventure stories; British -- Spain -- Fiction; Swordsmen -- Fiction
While one of his ministers read the terms of the reference aloud to the
King, who, of course, was too great a personage to read it himself,
I was able to muster my wits sufficiently to mark the most Christian
prince. And, good reader, you will doubtless call in question the
veracity of my two eyes when I assert that the French King Louis was a
small, wizened, pock-marked man, with a face, as became the embodiment
of his nation, that was not unlike a frog’s. His hair was red in
colour; there was a marked cast in his right eye; the lids were twisted
and puckered in a most curious manner; his insignificant person and
particularly his puny hands were twitching constantly; his voice was
not agreeable; and I could not decide whether the colour of his eyes
was brown or grey or dark green--the Count of Nullepart inclined to the
latter opinion, Sir Richard Pendragon to the former--yet, good reader,
I assure you solemnly that, notwithstanding all these disabilities, the
French sovereign was every inch a prince.
There were three or four of the King’s ministers present in the room,
with ruffs about their necks and short pointed beards. When they had
read madam’s communication, the King seemed puzzled to know who his
correspondent might be. It appeared that he had not the faintest
recollection of his aunt. And, as I conceived, somewhat singularly, the
ruler of France showed a livelier concern for this relationship than
for the demand that we had come to make upon his friendship.
At the command of the King an enormous genealogical chart was brought
into the room. Being laid upon the table, it provoked the greatest
curiosity. One and all scrutinized it with diligence, King Louis with
an even shrewder regard than the rest. And presently he was able to
convince himself that in Spain there dwelt an aunt of his of whom he
had neither seen nor heard.
The King having duly established their kinship, proceeded to ply Sir
Richard Pendragon with some pertinent questions, which the Englishman
answered in the grave manner of a true ambassador.
“A proud and royal lady, good your majesty,” said Sir Richard
Pendragon, “every inch a queen. She hath loyal and shrewd advisers,
good your majesty, among them these famous gentlemen and one who shall
be nameless.”
The King desired that the Count of Nullepart and myself should be
presented to him. Sir Richard Pendragon undertook this office. With an
air of magnificence that nought could surpass he recited our titles
and our merit; and had we discovered anything to be lacking in the
character he gave us we must have been ambitious men. It seemed that
the most noble the Marquis of Fulano was the most accomplished minister
in Spain; while I was a great lord, and, in spite of my tender years,
by no means the least of its captains.
“And may I assure you, sire,” said this extraordinary envoy, “the most
excellent queen’s majesty hath a standing army of not less than forty
thousand men-at-arms.”
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