Forty Years in the Wilderness of Pills and Powders: Cogitations and Confessions of an Aged PhysicianAlcott, William A. (William Andrus)
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Forty Years in the Wilderness of Pills and Powders: Cogitations and Confessions of an Aged Physician
Alcott, William A. (William Andrus)
Medicine -- Anecdotes
Here I smiled. "Well," said he, "you may continue to smile; but you will
mourn in the end. I have used Mrs. Kidder's cordial in my family a good
deal, and I assure you it is no humbug. It is all it promises. Now just
go with me, for once, and get a bottle of it. Depend upon it, you will
never regret it."
Although my good friend had not succeeded in changing my views by his
many affirmations, nor by his strong appeal to his experience of the
good effects of the cordial in his own family (for I well knew he had
lost almost all his children), I consented to go with him to the shop,
partly to get rid of him. When we arrived I bought a bottle of the
cordial,--I believe for fifty cents,--put it in my pocket, and carried
it home with me.
When I reached home I put away the bottle, on a shelf in our family
closet which was quite unoccupied, and inquired about the patients. The
little girl was rather better, it was thought, but Miss L. was still
weak and low. I told them about the adventure with the bookseller, but
omitted to state that I had purchased the cordial.
In a very few days, by dint of good care and attention, and the blessing
of a kind Providence, the sick were both of them much better, and I
could leave them for a whole day at a time. My business in town demanded
my presence, and I repaired thither again. And who should I meet, on
getting out of the omnibus, but my old friend, who had reasoned with me
so patiently and perseveringly, in defence of Mrs. Kidder's cordial?
He inquired, almost immediately, about my family; to which I joyfully
replied, "Better, all better. They were better in less than two days
after I last saw you;--yes, they were a little better that very
evening."
"I told you it would be so," said he. "I never knew the cordial to fail
when taken in season. I have lost several children, it is true; but they
did not take it soon enough. I am profoundly glad you were in season.
Does it not operate like a charm?"
"Exactly so," said I, "if it operates at all; exactly like a charm, or
like magic. Shall I tell you the whole story?"
"By all means," he replied; "let us have the whole of it; keep nothing
back."
"Well, then, I went home, and placed the bottle of cordial on a high and
obscure shelf, where nobody would be likely to see it, and proceeded
with our sick folks just as before. The bottle of cordial remained
unknown, except to myself, and untouched, and is probably untouched to
the present hour. So you see--do you not?--how like a charm it
operates."
"Just _like_ you, doctor. Well, as long as they recovered I do not care.
But I shall always have full faith in the medicine. I know what I know;
and if all the world were of your opinion I could not resist a full
belief in the efficacy of Mrs. Kidder's Cholera Cordial."
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