Forty Years in the Wilderness of Pills and Powders: Cogitations and Confessions of an Aged PhysicianAlcott, William A. (William Andrus)
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Forty Years in the Wilderness of Pills and Powders: Cogitations and Confessions of an Aged Physician
Alcott, William A. (William Andrus)
Medicine -- Anecdotes
It is said that most rules have their exceptions; and it is even
affirmed by some, that the exceptions strengthen the rule. If this is
so, perhaps the rule of Pres. L. may stand; though to many it seems at
first exceedingly sweeping. One known exception to its universality may
be worth mentioning, on which the reader may make his own comments, and
from which he may draw his own inferences. I was so fortunate for one,
as to attain to the eminence he mentions, without killing any thing
_like_ half a dozen patients; at least, so far as I know.
And yet, as I verily fear and most honestly confess, I _did_ kill one or
two. Not, of course, with malice aforethought, for they were among my
very best friends; and one in particular was a near and highly valued
neighbor. Let me give you a few details concerning the latter. It may
serve as a lesson of instruction, as well as a confession.
He was about six feet high, with large vital organs; and though by no
means possessed of a strong constitution, yet in virtue of a most rigid
temperance, generally healthy. He was, however, subjected to the
habitual influences of a most miserable cookery. Indeed, I never knew
worse. Seldom, if ever, did he pass a single week--I might even say a
single day--without having his alimentary organs irritated to
subinflammation by more or fewer of what Dr. Dunglison, the
physiologist, would call "rebellious" mixtures. I do not wonder, in
truth, that he occasionally sickened. The wonder with me is, that he did
not sicken and die long before he did. And though the blow that finished
his perilous mortal career, was doubtless inflicted by my own hand, I do
not hesitate to say that his "housekeeper" had nearly half destroyed him
before I was called.
It was a midsummer night, when the messenger came across an intervening
field, and aroused me from my slumbers with the intelligence that Mr. M.
was very sick, and wanted to have me come and see him immediately.
Although it was fully twelve o'clock, and I had been so fully occupied
during the preceding evening, that I had but just crawled into bed and
begun my slumbers, I was instantly on my feet, and in about twelve
minutes at the bedside of the sick man.
He had been affected with a bowel complaint, as it appeared, for several
days, during which his wife, who was one of those conceited women who
know so much, in their own estimation, that nobody can teach them any
thing, had dosed him with various things, such as were supposed to be
good for the blood, or the stomach, among which was brandy and loaf
sugar. Now his bowels, though they were inflamed, might have borne the
sugar; but the brandy was a little too much for them. They had endured
it for a time, it is true, but had at length yielded, and were in a
worse condition than when she began her treatment. And what was worse,
her alcoholic doses, frequently "inflicted," had heated the circulatory
apparatus, and even the whole system, into a burning fever.
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