They were of a curious variety, expressing, I suppose, not only all
the moral yearnings of mankind, but all the meaner moods of human
nature, and each new Monday morning seemed to have in reserve, for a
nature that was trying to keep its faith in humanity, some fresh and
theretofore unimagined instance of the depths of little meannesses to
which human nature is capable of sinking. Many of them came in person
with their criticism, others sent anonymous letters. Then there were
those who came to repeat ugly things they had heard about me; “I
wouldn’t tell you this if I were not your friend. I think you ought
to know it.” Later in the afternoon the evenings’ newspapers, with
the criticisms marked, were laid on my desk. All this made Monday
the hardest day of the week, especially as the day closed with the
hebdominal session of the council, where one might find now and then
some pretty discouraging examples of human meanness. Tuesday was not
quite so bad, though it was trying; human nature seemed to run pretty
high, or pretty low, on that day, too. By Wednesday, the atmosphere
began to clear, and by Thursday and Friday, everyone seemed to be
attending to his own business and letting the faults of his neighbors
go unnoted or at least unreported, and Saturday was a day of such calm
that one’s whole faith in humanity was miraculously restored; if the
weather was fine one might almost discover human nature as to be good
as that nature which would reveal herself on the golf links.
As a result of it all we finally made the deduction--my secretary
Bernard Dailey, the stenographers in the office and the reporters who
formed so pleasant an element of the life there--that it was all due
to the effects of the Sunday that had intervened. In the first place,
people had leisure on that day and in that leisure they could whet up
their consciences and set them to the congenial task of dissecting the
characters of other people, or they could contemplate the evils in the
world and resolve highly to make the mayor do away with them, and then
after the custom of our land they could gorge on the huge Sunday noon
dinner of roast beef, and then lie about all afternoon like pythons in
a torpor which produced an indigestion so acute and lasting that for
three days it passed very well for pious fervor and zeal for reform.
Such at least was our theory, offered here solely in the scientific
spirit, and not by any means as final. It was acquiesced in by all of
us at the time, and has been supported by an unvarying series of data
on the Monday mornings since then.
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