England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
There were times when such tender breasts as Philip's were so
nauseated by the persistent spitting that their hearts seemed to
suspend beating from sheer sickness. On two occasions Philip's head
fell back bloodlessly and with a bang on the hard wood behind him and
he was taken away to the lavatory, where several men and women filled
their mouths with water and cascaded his face for some minutes until he
opened his eyes. No season in the year was hot enough to justify the
opening of the windows. A current of the comparatively clean air from
Doomington Road was declared with horror to be "A draught! A draught!"
and with patriarchical fury the windows were closed to. Sometimes on a
particularly sultry day an enterprising youth might open a window for
several inches without drawing the attention of the elders. It would
be unobserved for perhaps half an hour as no slightest movement of air
was created. Then the alarm would be given. Immediately angry shouts
of "A draught! A draught!" would be heard, some would huddle their
arms in the cold, some would cough vehemently in the blizzard of
self-suggestion. Occasionally the younger generation might make the
effort to stand up shoulder to shoulder for the rights of ventilation,
but so furious a hubbub would be created, the unease spreading itself
into the women's department where a clucking would be heard as of an
apprehensive farmyard; but especially the thunders of Mr. Linsky would
be so olympically august, that the younger generation would subside and
once more the opaque odours coagulate.
The _Polisher Shool_ was, it may be deduced, a somewhat reactionary
institution. But occasionally Reb Monash was called upon to deliver an
oration in a synagogue of such Æsculapian sanity that the atmosphere
seemed positively to evoke the vacant silence of Gentile worship. The
definitely English congregations were assembled actually in superseded
chapels, and here the laws of ventilation were no less rigorous than in
the offices of the Doomington Board of Health. But these lacked the
element of personality with which the _Polisher Shool_ was perhaps too
copiously endowed. And if all his life Philip had not been made
unceasingly conscious of the dislike entertained for him in cordial
measure by the body politic of the synagogue, he would have derived
much consolation from the study of its personalities, of the rotund Reb
Yonah, of Reb Shimmon like an army with banners, and the wizened
_shammos_, the beadle, flapping about on loose soles like a
disreputable ghost.
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