Mr. Bradley waved toward a doorway at one end of the big,
people-cluttered living room.
"Kitchen's right in there," he informed me. "Go along the hall and turn
left. Go on in and help yourself."
I weaved my way between the chairs toward the doorway. The smoky air
was heavy and thick and reluctant to let me through. I closed the door
behind me and found myself in a murky hallway. The only light was that
which seeped under the door I had just shut, and the glow from a partly
open door at the end of the hall.
There was an open doorway at the left of the hall, and I was about to
enter the kitchen through it when I heard a whisper.
"Pssst! Come in here, in here a minute."
My curiosity was stronger than my fright. I tiptoed slowly along the
hall toward the partly open door and toward the whisper. Outside the
door, I hesitated.
Then I heard the whisper again. "Come on in here, in here."
Timidly, I pushed the door open farther. The room was illuminated by a
big, old-fashioned lamp that stood in a corner, its shade dripping with
fawn-colored fringe. There was a large four-poster bed covered with a
patchwork quilt, an old wooden rocking chair, and a heap of clothes on
the floor beside the bed. The heap of clothes turned out to be a
wizened old lady. Her frail body was swathed in layer after layer of
garments, and her small head was covered by a black cloth, under which
her bright eyes sparkled up at me.
"Come on in and close the door, come on in," she hissed. I closed the
door and stared at her. But I knew I shouldn't just stand there and
stare; I had to say something.
"What on earth are you doing down there on the floor?" I asked. It
wasn't the type of thing I had intended to say, at all.
The old lady proudly smoothed the thick layers of material that
surrounded her. She reminded me of a hen preening, fluffing out her
feathers.
"I'm going to have a baby," she confided, still in a whisper.
"Well--" I gulped. "That's--that's fine. Motherhood is so--" I felt
behind me for the doorknob. "Motherhood is so--well, so--"
"So broadening! Just like travel!" Her loud, sudden cackle was
startling. "And how it is broadening!" she hissed. "But not the way I'm
doing it. I've got a better way. Chickens have a better way than
humans. All they do is sit on eggs. That way they don't get fat, they
don't suffer, it's very simple. So I'm profiting by their example. See?"
The old lady half rose, lifting her voluminous skirts, revealing
skinny, knobby legs and--an egg!
The egg, a large white one that looked almost as though it were made of
china, rested on a pile of old dresses. After allowing me one quick
glance, the old lady ruffled her clothes about her again and sank down
gently onto the egg.
By this time I had found the doorknob, and I hurried out of the room.
The old lady's stage whisper followed me: "I'm Mrs. Bradley. You must
come back to see me soon, when my baby is born."
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