It wasn't exactly a wreck. A heavy truck, loaded with grapefruit, had
been parked on the highway in front of Moe's cafe while the driver went
in to eat. The brake had failed to hold, and the truck had slid
backward, gaining momentum until it crashed heavily into one of the
small cabins across the highway behind Mr. Bertram's grocery store.
Fortunately, no one was in the cabin, which was half destroyed.
I knew Mr. Bertram would take time out from his snuff-chewing to get
all the details about the incident, the name of the truck driver and
everything else that I'd need in order to write up a story for the
paper. I didn't have to wade into the mob of curious people that had
collected. I'd just go over and talk to Mr. Bertram in an hour or so.
Someone had called the truck driver's attention to what had happened.
He came dashing out of Moe's, his eyes wild, a doughnut clutched in one
hand. He went galloping across the highway toward his truck.
"And look at the bar across the street!" Miss Nesdeburt cried, her
little hands going to her mouth in dismay. "The front of it is smashed
in a little bit too!"
"Oh, that happened last week," I said airily. "A man who was going to
go in for a drink couldn't stop his car in time. We're so used to
accidents like that that we hardly notice them any more."
Grant and David and Mr. Hawkins appeared from the direction of the
garages, where they had been arranging for the black cat's living
quarters.
Grant went across the highway to see the excitement and, I suspected,
to get a few of the crushed or slightly damaged grapefruit that the
truck driver would have to discard.
I was right. Miss Nestleburt and Mr. Hawkins had a big sack of slightly
crushed grapefruit in the car with them when they left, and as for
us--for three weeks we dined on sliced grapefruit, halved grapefruit,
peeled grapefruit, grapefruit salad, grapefruit a la mode and
grapefruit au gratin.
One morning as I placed grapefruit halves before Grant and David, Grant
caught my expression. He said something that sounded like, "Don't feel
that way. Grapefruit is good for hales."
"What?" I asked.
"I said you shouldn't feel that way. Grapefruit is healthy."
"No, that isn't either what you said. You said something that sounded
like 'Grapefruit is good for hales.'"
"Well, I don't remember exactly what I said, but that's what I meant.
Grapefruit is healthy."
"I knew what you meant; what I wanted to know was, what did you say?"
Grant sighed. I know my curiosity exasperates him, but it annoys me for
hours if I can't discover exactly what a word was that I didn't quite
get.
"Why do you always have to change the wording of what you say when I
say 'What?' instead of actually repeating what you say, which is what I
want you to do?" I railed at him.
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