She was a huge woman, broad-shouldered and big boned, and her body rose
like a small mountain beneath the blankets. Her greying hair was long
and untidy on the pillow. Her dark, beautiful eyes were like jewels in
a crude setting; they were surrounded by flushed, large-pored flesh,
and complemented by a large, misshapen nose. Her teeth were pretty, but
they were too much in evidence when she talked, as were all the other
details of the interior of her mouth. The brazen display of such an
expanse of gums and tongue made me feel ill.
"I'm Mrs. Watkins, you prob'ly know that. Cripes, I'm sorry if I was
rude when you come in, but I was havin' a pain. Say, didja call me a
doc?"
I nodded, and she went on, "Ain't it a fit, me havin' a kid in a motel?
I never thought I'd have it so soon, but you sure can't tell noways,
can you?"
She took my feeble smile for agreement that you sure can't tell noways,
and laughed heartily, slapping a swelling under the blankets that was
presumably her thigh. Her laugh was of a size to match her body; it
boomed and bounced through the room until the pictures on the walls
quivered.
Grant and I were so relieved at finding her in good spirits and not in
much pain that we began to giggle, too; and a moment later the three of
us were laughing uproariously at nothing, while Eugene stared at us
with wide, solemn eyes.
Mrs. Watkins was the first to regain control of herself.
"I'll bust a gut if I don't quit laughin'! Ain't it about time for the
doc?" she asked, dabbing at her moist eyes with a handkerchief she took
from under the pillow.
"Yes," I said. "He lives only about a mile and a half away. He'll be
here any minute."
"I wouldn't care," she said, "On'y I have my kids pretty sudden. It'll
be that way for you too, honey, after you've had eleven, like me."
I couldn't think of an appropriate reply to that one. Grant looked at
his watch anxiously, shook it and held it to his ear.
"Eleven!" I exclaimed after a moment. "You've had twelve, haven't you?
At least that's what Eugene--"
"Sure, ma, you know, there's Ruthie, and Lyon, and Ernest, and--"
"Well, I guess I know my own kids' names!" she interrupted. "Yeah,
that's right, twelve. So many I can't remember noways! My husband don't
git home very often, but he sure gits home often enough! I musta forgot
about the littlest one. Seems like I ain't got used to havin' her yit."
I couldn't keep my eyes off Mrs. Watkins' large, flapping red tongue
when she talked. The crease down the center of it seemed to separate
two smooth pieces of raw meat.
Suddenly her teeth clamped down on her lip again and she turned her
face away from us, moaning.
I looked at Grant. He looked at his watch again. We were still
standing, stiff and uneasy, beside the bed.
When Mrs. Watkins' pain had ebbed, she put one hand into her mouth,
took out her false teeth, and stared at them.
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