As I went out I met a plump, whiskered gentleman who stepped aside for
me courteously and a little unsteadily. His bright beady eyes held me
with an intent regard. I wondered how many of me he saw, and I smiled.
He bristled. "You think I'm half drunk, don't you, lady?" he charged.
"Well, you're wrong, absolutely wrong." He paused, for dramatic effect.
"I'm not half drunk, I'm completely drunk!"
He bent double with laughter. "I jusht had to come out here for some
fresh air. The air in theresh so smoky, itsh so crowded, itsh enough to
drive a drinking man to sobriety!"
Seeing that I was about to go on, he clutched the sleeve of my dress.
"You know what I am?" he demanded. "I'm a walking binge!"
He called after me, "That'sh pretty good, now, isn't it? A walking
binge! You remember that and maybe sometime you can say it yourself and
make people think you thought it up yourshelf. Yesshir, a walking
binge. Pretty good!"
There were a lot of walking binges in and around the cafe before the
night was over. Some of them, in fact, could hardly stagger. The supply
of beer and wine must have outlasted the supply of food.
We had two reasons, though, to be glad that the cafe had changed hands.
The first and most important reason was, of course, that we would at
last be rid of Moejy--although actually the obnoxious little creature
spent so much of his time at the Auto Haven visiting the Bradleys, that
we weren't much bothered by him. The second reason was that our
business, for this one night at least, was greatly improved. A lot of
travelers who had been bent on making a hundred miles or more yet
before stopping for the night, decided, after relaxing and eating and
drinking in the restaurant, that Banning would be as good a town as any
in which to spend the night. And, since our motel was next door to the
restaurant, we got most of the extra business.
Sunday the cafe was closed--no doubt because everything but the
furnishings had been consumed Saturday night, and new supplies couldn't
be obtained until Monday.
Monday morning it was still closed. Monday noon we saw Moe unlocking
the door and going in, walking as though thirty years had been added
suddenly to his heavy-set shoulders. Grant went over to talk to him,
and when he came back he told me what had happened. The check for the
down payment on the restaurant had bounced. The man who had given Moe
the check had disappeared after the hilarious opening night. The
restaurant was a shambles, with everything eatable or drinkable gone,
and Moe's large stock of beer and wine completely demolished.
When Grant left, Moe was sitting at the circular counter, rubbing his
bald head and completely unable to see the funny side of what had
happened, trying to figure up just how many hundreds of dollars his
trusting nature had cost him.
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