The excuses people use for getting away without renting a cabin may not
be rural, but they certainly are quaint. It seems to be almost
impossible for most people to refuse frankly to rent a cabin, to admit
outright that the cabin isn't suitable or that the price is too high.
Most people seem to feel that they must offer some logical excuse to
get away--and that then, once they have escaped, they needn't return.
Typical excuses are that they "have to run to the other end of town a
minute first, and will be right back" or that they'll "grab a bite at a
restaurant and come back to sign up inside half an hour."
After one trip to a Banning department store where I tried many little
coats, all too expensive, on Donna, I found myself making excuses to
the attentive salesgirl. "I'll go home and think about it," I said,
"and I might come back and buy one." Of course, I knew perfectly well
that I wasn't going to buy one of the coats at those prices. I tried to
analyze my own reasoning in making the excuse, so I would understand
what motivated the customers who fished up frantic excuses so that they
could get away.
They must feel guilty, I decided, for using so much of my time and
courtesy without repaying me for it; they want to justify themselves in
my sight, even if falsely and temporarily, by leaving me under the
impression that my trouble will be repayed when they return from "the
other end of town" or from "grabbing a bite in a restaurant." They'd be
embarrassed if they knew how clearly I understood that they had no
intention of returning--as embarrassed as I was when, after thinking it
over, I realized that the clerk in the department store knew perfectly
well that I had no intention of coming back after "going home to think
about it," and that I was just easing myself out gracefully, trying to
keep her from thinking I was the ungrateful wretch I actually felt
myself to be.
Banning, on the whole a sane and level-headed little town, isn't
without its cult members and its intense haranguers about "vibrations."
The vibrations were, no doubt, very strong in these dabblers in
pseudo-metaphysics when the members of the Los Angeles Temple of Yahweh
bought about nine hundred acres in the desert east of Banning,
announcing that they would build there a settlement to be known as
Yahweh Springs. Spokesmen for the sect revealed, for the edification of
Banningites, that Los Angeles would be blown up by an atomic bomb in
the near future, and members of the sect were taking advantage of their
special knowledge to build a refuge in the desert.
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