THERE IS AN indefinable air about every motel cabin that is felt, I
imagine, by all but the most insensitive of motel owners. It's the
composite spirit of all the people who have slept in that cabin. It's
nothing more tangible than memory, actually, yet it's very real.
Miss Nestleburt and Mr. Hawkins had been with us so long that their
presence still seemed to cling to their cabins. I felt almost guilty
the first time I rented their cabins to other people after they left. A
stern, rigid old couple fell heir to Mr. Hawkins' cabin, and I couldn't
help contrasting their stiff seriousness with the sly humor of the
former occupant.
Grant and I sat on the davenport that night after the children were in
bed, and discussed the motel business. It was raining, so he wasn't
going to go outside to bring any customers in.
"What we need is a rifle," Grant observed, lifting up the top slice of
bread of his sandwich to make sure that the peanut butter,
Worcestershire sauce, and apple jelly were still there. I averted my
eyes, and asked him what we would do with a rifle if we had one--shoot
people who tried to go into any motel but ours?
"Shoot out all the signs around us," he replied, his cheeks bulging.
"Then we'd fill up right away. As soon as we filled up we'd quick shoot
our own sign out, so the other motel owners wouldn't get suspicious the
next morning because ours was the only sign that hadn't been shot out.
We'd make twenty or thirty dollars extra that way; we'd pay Rosco
seven-fifty to fix the sign, and that's all there'd be to it."
"You're wonderful," I said admiringly.
"We should at least change our own sign once," Grant went on, licking
his lips. "The Winking Eye's sign, with its big eye flashing on and
off, is almost as much of an eyecatcher as the Peacock's. Here we are
between them with a sign no better than Featherbrain's."
"Maybe we could have a picture on top of the word 'Moonrise,'" I
suggested. "A big orange moon--only half of it showing because it's
supposed to be rising--all made out of bright neon."
Grant took another bite of his sandwich. "Have to talk to Oian Rosco
about that," he observed. "He'll know if it can be done, and how much
it would cost. I'll have to find out about neon myself one of these
days. I don't like to have to hire anyone to make repairs."
We were silent for a while. "Another way to get customers," Grant
mused, "would be to put up a sign outside: 'Limit--one cabin to a
customer.' They'd come rushing in then, I'll bet."
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