Nothing reveals just how impossible it is to do one thing from start to
finish without interruption (unless it is a thing that takes only a
split second to do) more accurately than a letter I wrote to Miss
Nestleburt a few weeks after she had left. (I knew their honeymoon must
be over, and so I sent the letter to their Burbank home, the address of
which she had given me before she was married, before she had ever seen
the place.) Rereading it, when at last I had signed my name to it, I
felt that it was a masterpiece of revelation of our kind of life.
"Dear Miss Nestleburt--or, rather, Mrs. Hawkins," I had written. "It's
ten o'clock, a beautiful morning, and I hope that
10:25. To resume, I hope that you and your husband
10:45. Twice now I have been interrupted by people who wanted to look
at cabins, so they'd know what we have to offer in the way of
accommodations in case they ever come through here in the future and
need a place to
11 a.m. I'll write a few more lines before I have to feed the baby and
put her to bed. The weather has been
11:45. She was too hungry to wait any longer, so I had to
12:15 p.m. Grant has been helping Mrs. Clark clean cabins. He just
came in to tell me he's taking her home now, and to ask what we need
from the store. We always buy our groceries in town because these
little highway markets are very
12:25. Well, I just took a reservation by phone, for next Saturday
night. Business is certainly
1 p.m. I was just cornered by a long-winded salesman. I would have
sent him on his way sooner but
1:10. I just rented a cabin, to a man who's going to spend the day
in Palm Springs and wants to be sure he'll have a place to sleep
tonight. As I was about to write a few minutes ago, business
1:30.1 just had to leave that time, I thought it was a wreck. A
screeching of brakes outside--turned out to be just a dog run over.
He didn't seem to be hurt very
2:30. I had to take time out to make lunch, as Grant came back. Our
hours of eating and sleeping are certainly erratic. Grant has gone
now to pick up David from school. I hear the baby waking up now so
I'll have to close. Please write to us."
At the same time I mailed the letter to Miss Nestleburt, I mailed a
small box to her husband. The box contained a cockroach David had found
outside and borne into the house triumphantly. I thought of Mr. Hawkins
the moment I saw the creature. "Two can play his game," I thought to
myself.
I had put the cockroach carefully into the well-padded box, not really
expecting it to be still alive when it reached its destination, but
satisfied that, dead or alive, it would be a handsomely macabre gift.
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