France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
She had strongly marked hips, which filled her drawers out roundly,
while with swelling bosom she still continued bowing and smiling her
delicate little smile. Suddenly she seemed to recognize Count Muffat,
and she extended her hand to him as an old friend. Then she scolded him
for not having come to her supper party. His Highness deigned to chaff
Muffat about this, and the latter stammered and thrilled again at the
thought that for one second he had held in his own feverish clasp a
little fresh and perfumed hand. The count had dined excellently at the
prince’s, who, indeed, was a heroic eater and drinker. Both of them
were even a little intoxicated, but they behaved very creditably. To
hide the commotion within him Muffat could only remark about the heat.
“Good heavens, how hot it is here!” he said. “How do you manage to live
in such a temperature, madame?”
And conversation was about to ensue on this topic when noisy voices
were heard at the dressing-room door. Bordenave drew back the slide
over a grated peephole of the kind used in convents. Fontan was outside
with Prullière and Bosc, and all three had bottles under their arms and
their hands full of glasses. He began knocking and shouting out that it
was his patron saint’s day and that he was standing champagne round.
Nana consulted the prince with a glance. Eh! Oh dear, yes! His Highness
did not want to be in anyone’s way; he would be only too happy! But
without waiting for permission Fontan came in, repeating in baby
accents:
“Me not a cad, me pay for champagne!”
Then all of a sudden he became aware of the prince’s presence of which
he had been totally ignorant. He stopped short and, assuming an air of
farcical solemnity, announced:
“King Dagobert is in the corridor and is desirous of drinking the
health of His Royal Highness.”
The prince having made answer with a smile, Fontan’s sally was voted
charming. But the dressing room was too small to accommodate everybody,
and it became necessary to crowd up anyhow, Satin and Mme Jules
standing back against the curtain at the end and the men clustering
closely round the half-naked Nana. The three actors still had on the
costumes they had been wearing in the second act, and while Prullière
took off his Alpine admiral’s cocked hat, the huge plume of which would
have knocked the ceiling, Bosc, in his purple cloak and tinware crown,
steadied himself on his tipsy old legs and greeted the prince as became
a monarch receiving the son of a powerful neighbor. The glasses were
filled, and the company began clinking them together.
“I drink to Your Highness!” said ancient Bosc royally.
“To the army!” added Prullière.
“To Venus!” cried Fontan.
The prince complaisantly poised his glass, waited quietly, bowed thrice
and murmured:
“Madame! Admiral! Your Majesty!”
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