France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“Monsieur Bordenave, Monsieur Bordenave!” said the stage manager,
coming up in a terrible flutter.
Bordenave made his excuses to the prince and followed him. When he
recognized Fauchery and Mignon in the men on the floor he gave vent to
an expression of annoyance. They had chosen a nice time, certainly,
with His Highness on the other side of the scenery and all that
houseful of people who might have overheard the row! To make matters
worse, Rose Mignon arrived out of breath at the very moment she was due
on the stage. Vulcan, indeed, was giving her the cue, but Rose stood
rooted to the ground, marveling at sight of her husband and her lover
as they lay wallowing at her feet, strangling one another, kicking,
tearing their hair out and whitening their coats with dust. They barred
the way. A sceneshifter had even stopped Fauchery’s hat just when the
devilish thing was going to bound onto the stage in the middle of the
struggle. Meanwhile Vulcan, who had been gagging away to amuse the
audience, gave Rose her cue a second time. But she stood motionless,
still gazing at the two men.
“Oh, don’t look at THEM!” Bordenave furiously whispered to her. “Go on
the stage; go on, do! It’s no business of yours! Why, you’re missing
your cue!”
And with a push from the manager, Rose stepped over the prostrate
bodies and found herself in the flare of the footlights and in the
presence of the audience. She had quite failed to understand why they
were fighting on the floor behind her. Trembling from head to foot and
with a humming in her ears, she came down to the footlights, Diana’s
sweet, amorous smile on her lips, and attacked the opening lines of her
duet with so feeling a voice that the public gave her a veritable
ovation.
Behind the scenery she could hear the dull thuds caused by the two men.
They had rolled down to the wings, but fortunately the music covered
the noise made by their feet as they kicked against them.
“By God!” yelled Bordenave in exasperation when at last he had
succeeded in separating them. “Why couldn’t you fight at home? You know
as well as I do that I don’t like this sort of thing. You, Mignon,
you’ll do me the pleasure of staying over here on the prompt side, and
you, Fauchery, if you leave the O.P. side I’ll chuck you out of the
theater. You understand, eh? Prompt side and O.P. side or I forbid Rose
to bring you here at all.”
When he returned to the prince’s presence the latter asked what was the
matter.
“Oh, nothing at all,” he murmured quietly.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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