France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“M. Mignon doesn’t tell that tale,” said the hairdresser. “According to
his account, it was Monsieur le Comte who chucked you out. Yes, and in
a pretty disgusting way too—with a kick on the bottom!”
Nana became suddenly very pale.
“Eh, what?” she cried. “With a kick on my bottom? He’s going too far,
he is! Look here, my little friend, it was I who threw him downstairs,
the cuckold, for he is a cuckold, I must inform you. His countess is
making him one with every man she meets—yes, even with that
good-for-nothing of a Fauchery. And that Mignon, who goes loafing about
the pavement in behalf of his harridan of a wife, whom nobody wants
because she’s so lean! What a foul lot! What a foul lot!”
She was choking, and she paused for breath
“Oh, that’s what they say, is it? Very well, my little Francis, I’ll go
and look ’em up, I will. Shall you and I go to them at once? Yes, I’ll
go, and we’ll see whether they will have the cheek to go telling about
kicks on the bottom. Kick’s! I never took one from anybody! And
nobody’s ever going to strike me—d’ye see?—for I’d smash the man who
laid a finger on me!”
Nevertheless, the storm subsided at last. After all, they might jolly
well what they liked! She looked upon them as so much filth underfoot!
It would have soiled her to bother about people like that. She had a
conscience of her own, she had! And Francis, seeing her thus giving
herself away, what with her housewife’s costume and all, became
familiar and, at parting, made so bold as to give her some good advice.
It was wrong of her to be sacrificing everything for the sake of an
infatuation; such infatuations ruined existence. She listened to him
with bowed head while he spoke to her with a pained expression, as
became a connoisseur who could not bear to see so fine a girl making
such a hash of things.
“Well, that’s my affair,” she said at last “Thanks all the same, dear
boy.” She shook his hand, which despite his perfect dress was always a
little greasy, and then went off to buy her fish. During the day that
story about the kick on the bottom occupied her thoughts. She even
spoke about it to Fontan and again posed as a sturdy woman who was not
going to stand the slightest flick from anybody. Fontan, as became a
philosophic spirit, declared that all men of fashion were beasts whom
it was one’s duty to despise. And from that moment forth Nana was full
of very real disdain.
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