France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“As far as I’m concerned,” said Foucarmont, “I’ve drunk every
imaginable kind of wine in all the four quarters of the globe.
Extraordinary liquors some of ’em, containing alcohol enough to kill a
corpse! Well, and what d’you think? Why, it never hurt me a bit. I
can’t make myself drunk. I’ve tried and I can’t.”
He was very pale, very calm and collected, and he lolled back in his
chair, drinking without cessation.
“Never mind that,” murmured Louise Violaine. “Leave off; you’ve had
enough. It would be a funny business if I had to look after you the
rest of the night.”
Such was her state of exaltation that Lucy Stewart’s cheeks were
assuming a red, consumptive flush, while Rose Mignon with moist eyelids
was growing excessively melting. Tatan Nene, greatly astonished at the
thought that she had overeaten herself, was laughing vaguely over her
own stupidity. The others, such as Blanche, Caroline, Simonne and
Maria, were all talking at once and telling each other about their
private affairs—about a dispute with a coachman, a projected picnic and
innumerable complex stories of lovers stolen or restored. Meanwhile a
young man near Georges, having evinced a desire to kiss Léa de Horn,
received a sharp rap, accompanied by a “Look here, you, let me go!”
which was spoken in a tone of fine indignation; and Georges, who was
now very tipsy and greatly excited by the sight of Nana, hesitated
about carrying out a project which he had been gravely maturing. He had
been planning, indeed, to get under the table on all fours and to go
and crouch at Nana’s feet like a little dog. Nobody would have seen
him, and he would have stayed there in the quietest way. But when at
Léa’s urgent request Daguenet had told the young man to sit still,
Georges all at once felt grievously chagrined, as though the reproof
had just been leveled at him. Oh, it was all silly and slow, and there
was nothing worth living for! Daguenet, nevertheless, began chaffing
and obliged him to swallow a big glassful of water, asking him at the
same time what he would do if he were to find himself alone with a
woman, seeing that three glasses of champagne were able to bowl him
over.
“Why, in Havana,” resumed Foucarmont, “they make a spirit with a
certain wild berry; you think you’re swallowing fire! Well now, one
evening I drank more than a liter of it, and it didn’t hurt me one bit.
Better than that, another time when we were on the coast of Coromandel
some savages gave us I don’t know what sort of a mixture of pepper and
vitriol, and that didn’t hurt me one bit. I can’t make myself drunk.”
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