"There was a dazzling blonde at the Bouffes last night. She attracted
every eye."
"Well! of course, you made inquiries about her, Lamberlong?"
"Yes; she's the wife of a rich Spaniard, who is taking her to Brazil."
"If he's taking her to Brazil, that's too far to follow her. But you
must have had some romantic adventures in Italy, viscount? The women
there are very revengeful, they say."
"No more so than in France! I saw two or three little stilettos glisten
in the girdle or the garter, but I didn't feel the point of one."
"No great passions, then?"
"Nothing, nothing! it's maddening! Love is vanishing, messieurs."
"That isn't what says a young man who is always in the orchestra chairs
at the Bouffes; he's in a fair way of dying of love for an actress; he
won't say who she is."
"Oh! but one must be an habitué of the Bouffes to do that sort of
thing!--A cigarette, Lépinette."
"Here is one, monsieur."
"How many do you smoke a day, Edward?"
"I don't know; I never counted them."
"I'll bet that it's two dozen!"
"I'll bet it's three!"
"Pardieu! all you have to do is to ask my valet; he can give you more
accurate information than anyone else on that subject."
"Lépinette, how many cigarettes does your master smoke in a day--about?"
Lépinette reflected a moment, then replied:
"I have sometimes given monsieur le vicomte as many as sixty, messieurs;
but it's never less than forty."
"Ha! ha! ha! that is magnificent! sixty cigarettes a day! You deserve a
prize, Edward. We'll order a wreath of cigarettes for you!"
"Well, messieurs, what would you have? a man must do something; and when
one has no other amusement----"
"Oh! viscount, you can't make us believe that you haven't some beauty to
whom you are devoted."
"No, Florville, at this moment I love nobody. I am so utterly blasé on
the subject of love! It is all over; my heart has lost the power of
taking fire; the incendiary glances of my fair friends leave it as cold
as ice. And then, when one knows women, one knows how much reliance may
be placed on their oaths."
"Oh! there are exceptions," said Dumarsey. "I remember, Edward, when you
had a pretty young girl for a mistress--I think you had abducted her,
found her at a linen draper's. She came from Lorraine. She was almost a
peasant, and you sophisticated her."
"Oh! yes, I remember! You mean Suzanne, don't you?"
"Suzanne, yes, that was what you called her. She seemed to be very fond
of you."
"In other words, she loved me too much; it got to be insufferable. She
was far too sentimental."
"What did you do with the girl?"
"What did I do with her? Faith, nothing! What do you expect a man to do
with a girl of that sort, when she has once been his mistress, and he
has had enough of her? I don't see that there's anything for him to do
with her."
"Then you don't know what became of her?"
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