Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
by a sly and tricky Muse, persists in seeing. It would be quite a good
plan, and of distinctly tonic properties, for you to write to Frau von
Lindeberg and beg her to describe me. She, it is certain, would do it
very accurately, untroubled by the deceptions of any Muse.
How kind of you to ask me what I would like for Christmas, and how funny
of you to ask if you might not give me a trinket. I laughed over that,
for did I not write to you three days ago and give you an account of my
conversation with Joey on the subject of trinkets at Christmas? Is it
possible you do not read my letters? Is it possible that, having read
them, you forget them so immediately? Is it possible that proverbs lie,
and the sauce appropriate to the goose is not also appropriate to the
gander? Give me a book. There is no present I care about but that. And
if it happened to be a volume in the dark blue binding edition of
Stevenson to add to my row of him I would be both pleased and grateful.
Joey asked me what I wanted, so he is getting me the _Travels with a
Donkey_. Will you give me _Virginibus Puerisque_?
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
If you'd rather, you may give me a new coffee-pot instead.
Later.
But only an earthenware one, like the one that so much upset you.
LXIV
Galgenberg, Dec. 26th.
Dear Mr. Anstruther,--We had a most cheerful Christmas, and I hope you
did too. I sent you my blessing lurking in the pages of Frenssen's new
and very wonderful book which ought to have reached you in time to put
under your tree. I hope you did have a tree, and were properly festive?
The Stevenson arrived, and I found it among my other presents, tied up
by Johanna with a bit of scarlet tape. Everything here at Christmas is
tied up with scarlet, or blue, or pink tape, and your Stevenson lent
itself admirably to the treatment. Thank you very much for it, and also
for the little coffee set. I don't know whether I ought to keep that, it
is so very pretty and dainty and beyond my deserts, but--it would break
if I packed it and sent it back again, wouldn't it? so I will keep it,
and drink your health out of the little cup with its garlands of tiny
flower-like shepherdesses.
The audacious Joey did give Vicki jewelry, and a necklace if you please,
the prettiest and obviously the costliest thing you can imagine. What
happened then was in exact fulfilment of my prophecy; Vicki gasped with
joy and admiration, he tells me, and before she had well done her gasp
Frau von Lindeberg, with, as I gather, a sort of stately regret, took
the case out of her hands, shut it with a snap, and returned it to Joey.
'No,' said Frau von Lindeberg.
'What's wrong with it?' Joey says he asked.
'Too grand for my little girl,' said Frau von Lindeberg. 'We are but
humble folk.' And she tossed her head, said Joey.
'Ah--Dammerlitz,' I muttered, nodding with a complete comprehension.
'What?' exclaimed Joey, starting and looking greatly astonished.
'Go on,' said I.
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