Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
'He says, could a set of men whose passions were not perverted by
unnatural stimuli--that's coffee, of course--gaze with coolness on an
_auto-da-fè_?'
'I engage to gaze with heat on any _auto-da-fè_ I may encounter if only
you will quickly--'
'He says--'
'Put down the book, Rose-Marie, and see to the getting of coffee.'
'But he says--'
'Let him say it, and see to the coffee.'
'He says, is it to be believed that a being of gentle feelings rising
from his meal of roots--'
'_Gott, Gott_,--meal of roots!'
'--would take delight in sports of blood?'
'Enough. I am not in the temper for Shelley.'
'But you quite loved him a day or two ago.'
'Except food, nobody loves anything--anything at all--while his stomach
is empty.'
'I don't think that's very pretty, Papachen.'
'But it is a great truth. Remember it if you should marry. Shape your
conduct by its light. Three times every day, Rose-Marie,--that is,
before breakfast, before dinner, and before supper,--no husband loves
any wife. She may be as beautiful as the stars, as wise as
Pallas-Athene, as cultured as Goethe, as entertaining as a circus, as
affectionate as you please--he cares nothing for her. She exists not.
Go, my child, and prepare the coffee, and let the bread-and-butter be
cut thick.'
Well, since then I have been cutting bread-and-butter and pouring out
cups of coffee. I thought Papa would never leave off. If that is the
effect of a vegetarian dinner I don't think it can really be less
expensive than meat. Papa ate half a pound of butter, which is sixty
pfennings, and for sixty pfennings I could have bought him a
_Kalbsschnitzel_ so big that it would have lasted, under treatment, two
days. I must go for a walk and think it out.
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
XXXVI
Galgenberg, July 21st.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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