Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
And then you exhort me not to live on vegetables. Is it because you live
on meat? I don't think I mind your eating meat, so why should you mind
my eating vegetables? I have done it for a week now quite steadily, and
mean to give it at least a fair trial. If what the books we have got
about it say is true, health and sanity lie that way. And how delightful
to have a pure kitchen into which ghastly dead things never come. I will
not be a partaker of the nature of beasts. I will not become three parts
pig, or goose, or foolish sheep. I turn with aversion from the reddened
horror called gravy. I consider it a monstrous ugly thing to have
particles of pig rioting up and down my veins, turning into brains,
coloring my thoughts, becoming a very part of my body. Surely a body is
a wonderful thing? So wonderful that it cannot be treated with too much
care and respect? So wonderful that it cannot be too carefully guarded
from corruption? And have you ever studied the appearance and habits of
pigs?
But I do admit that being a vegetarian is bewildering. None of the books
say a word about the odd feeling one has of not having had anything to
eat. What Papa felt that first day I have felt every day since. I am
perpetually hungry; and it is the unpleasant hunger that expresses
itself in a dislike for food, in listlessness, inability to work,
flabbiness, even faintness. At eight in the morning I begin with bread
and plums. My entire being cries out while I am eating them for coffee
with milk in it and butter on my bread. But coffee is a stimulant, and
the books say that butter contains no nourishment whatever, and since
what I most yearn for is to be nourished I will waste no time eating
stuff that doesn't do it. Instead, I eat heaps of bread and stacks of
plums, not because I want to but because I'm afraid the gnawing feeling
will follow sooner than ever if I don't. Papa sits opposite me,
breakfasting pleasantly on eggs, for he explains he is doing things
gradually and is using the eggs to build wise bridges across the gulf
between the end of meat and the beginning of what he persists in
describing as herbage. At nine I feel as if I had had no breakfast. All
the pains I took to get through the bread were of no real use. I
struggle against this for as long as possible, because the books say you
mustn't have things between meals, and then I go and eat more plums. I
am amazed when I remember that once I liked plums. No words can express
my abhorrence of them now. But what is to be done? They are the only
fruit we can get. Cherries are over. Apples have not begun. We buy the
plums from the neighbor down the hill. To add to my horror of them I
have discovered that hardly one is without a wriggly live thing inside
it. I wonder how many of them I have eaten. Can they be brought into the
category vegetarian? Papa says yes, because they have lived and moved
and had their being in an atmosphere of pure plum. They _are_ plum, says
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