Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
Dear Mr. Anstruther,--It is pleasant of you to take the trouble to
emulate our neighbor and tell me that you too think me intelligent. You
put it, it is true, more elaborately than he does, with a greater
embroidery of fine words, but I will try to believe you equally sincere.
I make you a profound _Knix_,--it's a more expressive word than
curtsey--of polite gratitude. But it is less excellent of you to add on
the top of these praises that I am adorable. With words like that,
inappropriate, and to me eternally unconvincing, this correspondence
will come to an abrupt end. I shall not write again if that is how you
are going to play the game. I would not write now if I were less
indifferent. As it is, I can look on with perfect calm, most serenely
unmoved by anything in that direction you may say to me; but if you care
to have letters do not say them again. I shall never choose to allow you
to suppose me vile.
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
XXXIX
Galgenberg, Aug. 13th.
Dear Mr. Anstruther,--You need not have sent me so many pages of
protestations. Nothing you can say will persuade me that I am adorable,
and I did exactly mean the world vile. Do not quarrel with Miss
Cheriton; but if you must, do not tell me about it. Why should you
always want to tell one of us about the other? Have you no sense of what
is fit? I am nothing to you, and I will not hear these things.
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
XL
Galgenberg, Aug. 18th.
Dear Mr. Anstruther,--You must really write a book. Write a very long
one, with plenty of room for all your words. What is your bill for
postage now? Johanna, I am sure, thinks you are sending me instalments
of manuscript, and marvels at the extravagance that shuts it up in
envelopes instead of leaving its ends open and tying it up with string.
Once more I must beg you not to write about Miss Cheriton. It is useless
to remind me that I have posed as your sister, and that to your sister
you may confide anything, because I am not your sister. Sometimes I have
written of an elder-sisterly attitude toward you, but that, of course,
was only talk. I am not irascible enough for the position. I do think,
though, you ought to be surrounded by women who are cross. Six cross and
determined elder sisters would do wonders for you. And so would a mother
with an iron will. And perhaps an aunt living in the house might be a
good thing; one of those aunts--I believe sufficiently abundant--who
pierce your soul with their eyes and then describe it minutely at
meal-times in the presence of the family, expatiating particularly on
what those corners of it look like, those corners you thought so secret,
in which are huddled your dearest faults.
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
XLI
Galgenberg, Aug. 25th.
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