Tom Towers, it seems, had known all about it, as he always does. The
little remark which had dropped from him at Miss Dunstable’s, made,
no doubt, after mature deliberation, and with profound political
motives, was the forerunner, only by twelve hours, of a very general
report that the giants were going to the country. It was manifest
that the giants had not a majority in Parliament, generous as had
been the promises of support disinterestedly made to them by the
gods. This indeed was manifest, and therefore they were going to
the country, although they had been deliberately warned by a very
prominent scion of Olympus that if they did do so that disinterested
support must be withdrawn. This threat did not seem to weigh much,
and by two o’clock on the day following Miss Dunstable’s party, the
fiat was presumed to have gone forth. The rumour had begun with Tom
Towers, but by that time it had reached Buggins at the Petty Bag
Office.
“It won’t make no difference to hus, sir; will it, Mr. Robarts?” said
Buggins, as he leaned respectfully against the wall near the door, in
the room of the private secretary at that establishment.
A good deal of conversation, miscellaneous, special, and political,
went on between young Robarts and Buggins in the course of the day;
as was natural, seeing that they were thrown in these evil times very
much upon each other. The Lord Petty Bag of the present ministry was
not such a one as Harold Smith. He was a giant indifferent to his
private notes, and careless as to the duties even of patronage; he
rarely visited the office, and as there were no other clerks in the
establishment—owing to a root and branch reform carried out in the
short reign of Harold Smith—to whom could young Robarts talk, if not
to Buggins?
“No; I suppose not,” said Robarts, as he completed on his
blotting-paper an elaborate picture of a Turk seated on his divan.
“’Cause, you see, sir, we’re in the Upper ’Ouse, now;—as I always
thinks we hought to be. I don’t think it ain’t constitutional for
the Petty Bag to be in the Commons, Mr. Robarts. Hany ways, it never
usen’t.”
“They’re changing all those sort of things now-a-days, Buggins,” said
Robarts, giving the final touch to the Turk’s smoke.
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