Mr. Sowerby, though he was intimate with the family, did not love
the Tozers; but he especially hated Tom Tozer. Tom Tozer was a
bull-necked, beetle-browed fellow, the expression of whose face was
eloquent with acknowledged roguery. “I am a rogue,” it seemed to say.
“I know it; all the world knows it: but you’re another. All the world
don’t know that, but I do. Men are all rogues, pretty nigh. Some are
soft rogues, and some are ’cute rogues. I am a ’cute one; so mind
your eye.” It was with such words that Tom Tozer’s face spoke out;
and though a thorough liar in his heart, he was not a liar in his
face.
“Well, Tozer,” said Mr. Sowerby, absolutely shaking hands with the
dirty miscreant, “I wanted to see your brother.”
“John ain’t here, and ain’t like; but it’s all as one.”
“Yes, yes; I suppose it is. I know you two hunt in couples.”
“I don’t know what you mean about hunting, Mr. Sowerby. You gents ’as
all the hunting, and we poor folk ’as all the work. I hope you’re
going to make up this trifle of money we’re out of so long.”
“It’s about that I’ve called. I don’t know what you call long, Tozer;
but the last bill was only dated in February.”
“It’s overdue; ain’t it?”
“Oh, yes; it’s overdue. There’s no doubt about that.”
“Well; when a bit of paper is come round, the next thing is to take
it up. Them’s my ideas. And to tell you the truth, Mr. Sowerby, we
don’t think as ’ow you’ve been treating us just on the square lately.
In that matter of Lord Lufton’s you was down on us uncommon.”
“You know I couldn’t help myself.”
“Well; and we can’t help ourselves now. That’s where it is, Mr.
Sowerby. Lord love you; we know what’s what, we do. And so, the fact
is we’re uncommon low as to the ready just at present, and we must
have them few hundred pounds. We must have them at once, or we must
sell up that clerical gent. I’m dashed if it ain’t as hard to get
money from a parson as it is to take a bone from a dog. ’E’s ’ad ’is
account, no doubt, and why don’t ’e pay?”
Mr. Sowerby had called with the intention of explaining that he was
about to proceed to Barchester on the following day with the express
view of “making arrangements” about this bill; and had he seen John
Tozer, John would have been compelled to accord to him some little
extension of time. Both Tom and John knew this; and, therefore,
John—the soft-hearted one—kept out of the way. There was no danger
that Tom would be weak; and, after some half-hour of parley, he was
again left by Mr. Sowerby, without having evinced any symptom of
weakness.
“It’s the dibs as we want, Mr. Sowerby; that’s all,” were the last
words which he spoke as the member of Parliament left the room.
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