He did not go into a Pullman, for that would cost more money. Instead,
he sauntered up to the smoking car, rolling a cigarette as he went. For
this occasion he had abandoned his “swellest” clothes, being simply
clad in a black-and-white, shiny-buttoned suit that shrieked aloud, a
plain orange-and-white necktie, and a pair of patent-leather shoes with
green uppers. Bully desired to avoid all prominence during his stay in
Fardale, and so had picked out his meekest raiment for the trip.
He found the smoking car fairly well filled, and with his mind still
occupied with the subject of raising some money with which to bet for
himself, he dropped into a seat beside a small, dried-up little man.
Now, there are many people who gauge other people’s importance by their
clothes, and who do so without any regard for taste. Ezra Hostetter had
run a laundry all his life, and he was the simplest-hearted person that
ever ironed a collar. Being of extremely dull taste as regarded his
own attire, he entertained an unlimited admiration for those fortunate
men who could afford and carry off gorgeous apparel with perfect ease.
Consequently, he directed one startled glance at Bully’s glorious
harmony of colors, and was lost. With honest longing stamped on his
face, he directed sly but highly admiring side looks that feasted on
everything from the green-topped shoes to the scarlet-and-blue hatband
incasing Bully’s purple felt hat.
To be sure, the eye patch slightly detracted from Bully’s appearance.
Ezra Hostetter began to swell with importance at sitting next this
ornate personage. Possibly it was a prize fighter, or, at the very
least, a follower of sports!
Not being a judge of character, the little man stole further worshiping
glances as Bully grandly lighted his cigarette and snapped the match
away. Being an excellent judge of character and delighting in posing,
Bully was not slow to detect the point-blank admiration of his
seatmate, and to delight in it.
“Fine weather, ain’t it?” he remarked condescendingly. “Goin’ to
Fardale?”
Ezra Hostetter jumped, then stammered out an overjoyed assent:
“Yes, I’m going to buy a laundry there, Mr.---- Mr.----”
“Carson,” prompted Bully, settling his thumbs in his vest and leaning
back. “Ed Carson, of Carsonville. I’m glad to meet you, Mr.----”
“Hostetter, Ezra Hostetter,” said the dried-up little laundryman.
Bully positively basked during the next few moments. He had had little
opportunity to do any basking around home, of late, and the chance was
too good to be missed. And since he could also be very genial when
he chose, he soon fell into a conversation with Hostetter which was
extremely pleasant on both sides.
He did not uncase his splendor all at once, however. Having seen the
simplicity of his companion’s heart, he began to take a keen delight in
letting him discover his grandeur by degrees.
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