“I have that humble honor, most respected sir.”
“You can break a man’s bones as if they were pipe-stems?”
“It is true, that which you speak. If such should be my wish, noble
sir, I could swiftly obtain its accomplishment.”
“You are giving exhibitions here in Baltimore, and thus far you have by
your art defeated all who have ventured to face you on the stage.”
“It is with accuracy that you have made this statement. Such has been
my exceeding good fortune.”
“Do you want to make some money?”
“It is for that purpose, highly intelligent sir, that I am traveling in
your most interesting country.”
“I’ll give you five hundred dollars to break a man’s arm!” cried
Fillmore.
Hashi smiled blandly.
“Such an accomplishment may not be obtained unless the opportunity
occurs. Even then it may not be secured without much trouble making of
extreme seriousness, wise and respected sir.”
“But it might be done in a contest? You might do it if you were matched
against another man.”
“It might then by accident be made to appear.”
“That’s it—that’s the idea!”
“But five hundred dollars—the amount is small in its exceedingness,
discreet sir.”
“Five hundred dollars—it’s a good price. I will undertake to arrange
it for you to meet this man I wish injured. If you break his arm, I’ll
give you five hundred.”
“Is this to be accomplished on the platform in the view of the
audience?”
“Oh, no; I won’t want you to do it in the theatre. I intend to arrange
a private meeting.”
“In what place is this to be, distinguished sir?”
“In a club.”
“When do you bring it about?”
“To-night.”
“It is extremely soon.”
“No time is to be lost. Will you do it?”
“Five hundred dollars—the amount does not to me appear a sufficient
sum. Your generosity should increase it when you apprehend the trouble
which may after it occur. If I should be placed in the arrest and
prevented from my engagement at the theatre fulfilling it would to me
be a misfortune.”
“There is no danger of anything of the sort. Can you break a man’s leg?”
This seemed to be an afterthought on the part of Fillmore.
“It is in no degree a difficult accomplishment to obtain, distinguished
sir.”
“Then that’s what I want—that’s what I want!” cried Fillmore. “A man
can’t walk into church to be married with a broken leg.”
“The remuneration should be exceedingly larger, accomplished sir. For
an arm five hundred is extremely insufficient. For a leg one thousand
would be the smallest amount I could humbly accept.”
Fillmore thought a moment. He did not have a thousand dollars. In his
pocket there was something more than six hundred, and five hundred of
this he had obtained by skillfully raising a check given him by his
mother.
“I’ll go you!” he suddenly cried. “A thousand dollars if you break the
man’s leg.”
“I should humbly expect the money in advance, generous sir.”
“And then give me the throwdown! What if you failed to make good? What
if you could not do the trick?”
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