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From that moment the play progressed under difficulties. In the scene
where the slaves were being sold at auction some of the students began
to pepper the actors with pea-shooters, doing it cautiously, so that
they would not be spotted in the act. Every time _Marks_ would open his
mouth to say "seventy-five" he would be struck by one or more peas,
which were fired with force sufficient to make them sting like hornets.
"Seventy----Wow! Whoop!" yelled _Marks_, clapping a hand to the side of
his face, and suddenly dancing an original can-can.
"Five hundred," cried _Legree_.
"Seventy-fi---- We-e-e-ow! Stop it! Somebody is shooting things at me!"
_Marks_ had been spotted on the end of his long nose, to which he was
wildly clinging with both hands, as he pranced around the stage.
"What's the matter?" growled _Legree_, in a guarded tone, unable to
understand what had happened. "Have you gone crazy, you fool? Stand up
and bid!"
Then he cried: "Six hundred!"
"Seventy-five---- Hornets and blisters!" finished _Marks_, as he was
nailed by three or four peas. "I can't stand this! It's too much!"
He bolted off the stage.
_Legree_ looked dismayed, and then he advanced to the footlights and
addressed the audience.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "I trust you will excuse the gentleman
who is playing the part of _Marks_. He has not been well for several
days, and he is somewhat troubled with hallucinations. Of course we know
his troubles are all imaginary, and---- Ye-e-e-ow! I'm shot!"
A pea had struck him squarely between the eyes, and he started back so
suddenly that he sat down on the stage as if he had been knocked off his
feet.
"A-haw! a-haw! a-haw!" roared the voice of Joe Gamp, and the audience
joined in the shout of laughter.
CHAPTER XXVI.
TRAPPED.
There was an uproar in the theatre, which the ushers and the police were
unable to quell for some time.
The curtain was rung down, and then, after a short wait, the manager
came out and said the show would go on, if the audience would behave. He
threatened to have the persons who were using the pea-shooters arrested,
and this threat was greeted by hisses and catcalls.
After a while, however, the curtain went up once more, and the play
proceeded in a tangle of "real Siberian bloodhounds," _Gumption Cutes_,
_Marks_, _Topsies_, _Little Evas_, escaping slaves, slave hunters and
general excitement and confusion.
It was plain that the actors feared further trouble, and they were
rushing through their lines, eager to get off the stage as soon as
possible.
The bloodhounds were cheered by the students and peppered with peas.
When _Topsy_ declared she "nebber was born, but jes' growed," some one
inquired the name of the fertilizer used in her rearing. When the
jackass appeared, a solemn voice from some uncertain part of the theatre
called the attention of the audience to the "leading actor of the
colossal aggregation." _Little Eva_ was invited to exhibit her wings.
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